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kristin31
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 Posted: 08/02/06 - 14:56 Post subject: My husband is trying to make me fatter....
After the orthopaedist said my weight was FINE and to stay as light as possible if I am to have surgery. (and after Larry was told to lose weight before his hip surgery, and keep it off).
I caught him sneaking butter into my marinara sauce last night. What would you do? SHort of cooking all of your own food, which destroys the idea of cooking/having dinner together in the first place. 
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 15:14 Post subject:
I'd just run/bike/lift extra to burn off the butter. 
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robp
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 15:24 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | I'd just run/bike/lift extra to burn off the butter. |
You butter burner you.
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kristin31
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 15:26 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | I'd just run/bike/lift extra to burn off the butter. |
I'm not allowed to run anymore! 
I finally found a park today with a public pool so I can swim laps, and then there is the beach too. I'm not supposed to be eating a lot of fat because of the pancreatits I had a few months ago. I reminded him of that too.
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 15:36 Post subject:
Unless he is putting multiple sticks of butter in the sauce, et al, a little butter isn't going to pack on the lbs.
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akern
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 15:40 Post subject:
I would be thrilled that my husband was making dinner.
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 18:01 Post subject:
mmm-mmm, butter 
/and that's all i got say about that
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 18:04 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Unless he is putting multiple sticks of butter in the sauce, et al, a little butter isn't going to pack on the lbs. |
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 21:04 Post subject:
| Floridaboiler wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | Unless he is putting multiple sticks of butter in the sauce, et al, a little butter isn't going to pack on the lbs. |
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I've heard more than one person blame many pounds on a few pats of butter 
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Posted: 08/03/06 - 06:44 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | I would be thrilled that my husband was making dinner. |
Actually if he started cooking I'd be demanding that the aliens remove the imposter bring my husband back .
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kristin31
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Posted: 08/03/06 - 10:14 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | I would be thrilled that my husband was making dinner. |
Well, he is a former chef. We like to cook together. He just thinks I am too skinny (which I am NOT, according to the doctor). He wants me to have a big fat booty, which I have never had in my life, so no matter what I do I'm not going to have one. I don't know where this obsession of a big butt came from, but it's not happening. I'd think he'd be happy that I am in shape and not putting on a bunch of weight (since I can't run, I ride my bike or swim, but it's not the same). At least I'm not sitting on my butt all day eating since the arthritis got worse. I'm in pain, but I am doing what I can do to stay healthy. I'd think he'd be happy that I care about my appearance! I don't starve myself or anything, BTW. I do eat, very healthily.
I don't get it! 
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Posted: 08/03/06 - 10:20 Post subject:
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I've heard more than one person blame many pounds on a few pats of butt |
I'll believe when I read it in the AMA Journal. 
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