My fashion nightmare...

Oompa Loofah

has come true. Many of you know that I am fashion challenged. My beauty tips come from Auto Shopper Weekly. So, when I received a package from my sister this weekend I pulled out this beautiful rectangular cloth and thought--what a beautiful tablecloth!! It even has beaded edges!

Well, here's the nightmare part. I get to looking at it--and see that it has a tag. Pictured on this tag are women who apparently have advanced degrees in Origami because they've been able to fashion this small rectangular cloth into impressive--and complete--outfits.

I am so flippin' lost. I have trouble wrapping a towel around myself. They expect me to somehow shape this into a recognizable garment and wear it out in public? OH HECK NO.

AZhat

I would not and could not ever consider wearing something like that out in public, UNLESS it's meant to be a bathing suit cover up. I would have probably mistaken it to be a table cloth as well.

PRESIDENT

Glad I'm not the only fashion challenged girl here. Does your sister even know you?? My family knows better. If I get my socks on my feet it's a good fashion day for me.

The Pinball

your nightmare is my nightmare as highlighted by the following words:

cloth
rectangular
beaded edges
outfit

if it doesn't have a headhole and two armholes, it's not going on my torso.

i need to BLEND. this thing does not say blend to me.

i'm

for you.

Pyromaniac

I'll bet markryanrobertsryanmarkrobertsrobertmarksrysn could help you....

Frightened Inmate #2

Cut a hole in the middle and call it a poncho.

Member

I'd go ahead and use it as a table cloth and invite my sister over for dinner. Razz

Look at me!!! ©

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Everything I own is drifit polyester.....without beads or fringe.

Puppy Love!

ummm, I'll take it!

Oompa Loofah

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