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andydp
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 Posted: 01/11/06 - 17:15 Post subject: Mr Blackwells' List for 2006 (Longish)
Like it or not some of these "ladies" do need a bit of new sartorial inspiration.
Britney Bottoms Out with Blackwell
by Gina Serpe
Jan 10, 2006, 11:45 AM PT
In the eyes of Mr. Blackwell, Britney Spears was one big oops fashion-wise in 2005.
Maternity wear or not, the popster and her year's worth of fashion foibles topped the veteran style watcher's 46th Annual Worst Dressed Women list, released Tuesday.
"When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow," Blackwell bitched in his typically tortured, strangely punctuated couplets. "From the 'Princess of Pop' to the ultimate 'Fashion Flop!' "
K-Fed's better half has been a regular Blackwell target. She was seventh on last year's rundown of the sartorially challenged.
Coming in at number two on the fashion-basher's don't list was Mary-Kate Olsen, who was dinged for "Bag Lady rags that look depressingly decayed--forget the 'accessories' and buy some Raid!"
Aside from Spears, several other repeat offenders were once again dissed by Blackwell, including recent divorcée Jessica Simpson ("It's time to sack the stylist and divorce the 'designer,' she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel--slingin' hash in a Vegas diner!"), Anna Nicole Smith ("Her Supreme Court battle proves every fashion 'dog' has their day--unless she's mistaken for 'Queen Kong'") and Paris Hilton ("Hot? I think not!").
Eva Longoria was the only Wisteria Lane denizen to make the list of undesirables this year, thanks to her "garish taste." Her Desperate Housewives cohort Nicollette Sheridan, who topped the worst-dressed list last year, managed to escape this time around.
Blackwell apparently took no pity and spared no puns for some of the year's tabloid fixtures.
Fresh off revelations of drug use and an eating disorder, Lindsay Lohan was deemed a "Fashion Fright," while singleton once more Renée Zellweger also took a verbal beating.
"Renée runs the gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck--Just take your pick," Blackwell bleated. "She looks like a painted pumpkin--on a pogo stick!"
Mariah Carey's big comeback year didn't go unnoticed, or unremaked upon, by Blackwell.
"Fashion's Hari-Carey Strikes Again!" Blackwell "quipped." "The world applauds your musical emancipation, but please--leave that body to our imagination!"
Also getting the thumbs down was Shakira, whom Blackwell declared "hopeless."
Lest he be deemed to mean, Blackwell again issued his disclaimer that his zingers only apply to the dissees fashion sense, not their careers or personal lives. He also had some nice things to say.
In addition to his top 10 fashion disasters, Blackwell also named his rhyme-free Fabulous Fashion Independents of 2005. Oscar hopeful Reese Witherspoon headed the list, along with Kirsten Dunst, Scarlett Johnasson, Kate Moss, Natalie Portman and the perennial Nicole Kidman. Also making the cut were Paris mama Kathy Hilton, designer Carolina Herrera, Dionne Warwick and Hollywood fundraiser (and ex-Henry Mancini wife) Ginny Mancini.
Here's a complete look at Mr. Blackwell's 46th Annual Worst Dressed List:
1. Britney Spears
2. Mary-Kate Olsen
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Eva Longoria
5. Mariah Carey
6. Paris Hilton
7. Anna Nicole Smith
8. Shakira
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Renée Zellweger
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 17:47 Post subject:
Eva?? I thought she always looks good, hot in fact.
I couldn't agree more about Mariah, if she actually had clothes that fit it'd be 100% improvement
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 17:51 Post subject:
1. Britney Spears - wouldn't hit it (maybe 3 years ago)
2. Mary-Kate Olsen - wouldn't hit it
3. Jessica Simpson - most definately would hit it
4. Eva Longoria - would hit it
5. Mariah Carey - would run screaming
6. Paris Hilton - would hit it, film it, and sell it for lots of money
7. Anna Nicole Smith - see #5
8. Shakira - definately hit it
9. Lindsay Lohan - depends on if she's eating or not
10. Renée Zellweger - ...well. not really interested.
 just contributing my 2 cents.
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megawill
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 18:01 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | 1. Britney Spears - wouldn't hit it (maybe 3 years ago)
2. Mary-Kate Olsen - wouldn't hit it
3. Jessica Simpson - most definately would hit it
4. Eva Longoria - would hit it
5. Mariah Carey - would run screaming
6. Paris Hilton - would hit it, film it, and sell it for lots of money
7. Anna Nicole Smith - see #5
8. Shakira - definately hit it
9. Lindsay Lohan - depends on if she's eating or not
10. Renée Zellweger - ...well. not really interested.
just contributing my 2 cents. |
son, there isn't enough pencillin in the world
/just saying...
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 18:07 Post subject:
| megawill wrote: | | blue wrote: | 1. Britney Spears - wouldn't hit it (maybe 3 years ago)
2. Mary-Kate Olsen - wouldn't hit it
3. Jessica Simpson - most definately would hit it
4. Eva Longoria - would hit it
5. Mariah Carey - would run screaming
6. Paris Hilton - would hit it, film it, and sell it for lots of money
7. Anna Nicole Smith - see #5
8. Shakira - definately hit it
9. Lindsay Lohan - depends on if she's eating or not
10. Renée Zellweger - ...well. not really interested.
just contributing my 2 cents. |
son, there isn't enough pencillin in the world
/just saying...
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double bag it... 
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Kimba90
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 18:54 Post subject:
Did anyone catch Anna Nicole Smith's show on E! or whatever..when she was fat? She's just weird.
Anna Nicole looks like she smells and covers it up with perfume to me and my husband. 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 19:54 Post subject:
 So I can see what he is complaining about.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 19:56 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | Eva?? I thought she always looks good, hot in fact.
I couldn't agree more about Mariah, if she actually had clothes that fit it'd be 100% improvement |
 I can agree with the rest of the list but I think Eva Longoria is classy and so pretty. AND, she's from Corpus.
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 20:34 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | runaroundsue wrote: | Eva?? I thought she always looks good, hot in fact.
I couldn't agree more about Mariah, if she actually had clothes that fit it'd be 100% improvement |
I can agree with the rest of the list but I think Eva Longoria is classy and so pretty. AND, she's from Corpus. |
and dates a Spur!!
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cherylpf
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 21:41 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | | cherylpf wrote: | | runaroundsue wrote: | Eva?? I thought she always looks good, hot in fact.
I couldn't agree more about Mariah, if she actually had clothes that fit it'd be 100% improvement |
I can agree with the rest of the list but I think Eva Longoria is classy and so pretty. AND, she's from Corpus. |
and dates a Spur!! |
Or maybe not anymore. She's been seen a lot lately with "AC Slater" (Mario Lopez) from Saved by the Bell. I'm just saying.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/11/06 - 21:48 Post subject:
shakira, really????
 don't bother
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