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ShannonG
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 Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:04 Post subject: Morning medical conversation
Tof: "Whatcha doing?"
Me (with hand in armpit): "Something hurts. I'm just checking it out."
Tof : "Let me see."
Me: "It's right....there."
Tof: 
Me: "WHAT?"
Tof: "It's your deltoid, you wanker. You use them lots when you swim."
I feel so....in touch with my body. It's not a tumor, it's a muscle.  
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:06 Post subject:
Bonus points to SG for the use of the word "wanker" in this story in a meaningful way.
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airehead
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:06 Post subject:
Nothing quite as romantic as being labelled a "wanker" by the one you love! 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:37 Post subject:
"I Touch Myself"
I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes And see you before me
Think I would die If you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh
I don't want anybody else When I think about you
I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no is all that comes to mind
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:40 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | "I Toy Myself"
I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes And see you before me
Think I would die If you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh
I don't want anybody else When I think about you
I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no is all that comes to mind |
You should be the last one posting these lyrics, Mr. Special Place. 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/16/05 - 15:43 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | You should be the last one posting these lyrics, Mr. Special Place. |
but you know why this song so readily pops in my head.
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