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prohemp
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 Posted: 10/10/02 - 11:11 Post subject: More Valuable Quotes
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone
"Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro
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