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HYPERASHEL
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 Posted: 07/28/05 - 12:36 Post subject: Momma always said life it like a box of chocolates
some are nutty....
http://www.wsbtv.com/irresistible/4774213/detail.html
Police Find Naked Man In Corn Field Searching For 'Forrest Gump'
POSTED: 7:44 am EDT July 27, 2005
LITTLEVILLE, Ala. -- Life is like a box of chocolates -- even if you're standing naked in the middle of a corn field.
Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house where "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers said they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.
According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn.
Police haven't released the name of the suspect. Littleville Police Chief William Nale said the man is a drifter who was following railroad lines, looking for Forrest Gump's house. The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam.
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RangerG
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 12:40 Post subject: Re: Momma always said life it like a box of chocolates
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | Police Find Naked Man In Corn Field Searching For 'Forrest Gump'
POSTED: 7:44 am EDT July 27, 2005
LITTLEVILLE, Ala. -- Life is like a box of chocolates -- even if you're standing naked in the middle of a corn field.
Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house where "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers said they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.
According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn.
Littleville Police Chief William Nale said Hyperashel is a skater who was following a paved park path, looking for Forrest Gump's house. The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam. |
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Cappy
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 12:41 Post subject:
I wonder if they searched him for weapons
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MW
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 12:41 Post subject: Re: Momma always said life it like a box of chocolates
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | some are nutty....
http://www.wsbtv.com/irresistible/4774213/detail.html
Police Find Naked Man In Corn Field Searching For 'Forrest Gump'
POSTED: 7:44 am EDT July 27, 2005
LITTLEVILLE, Ala. -- Life is like a box of chocolates -- even if you're standing naked in the middle of a corn field.
Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house where "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers said they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.
According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn.
Police haven't released the name of the suspect. Littleville Police Chief William Nale said the man is a drifter who was following railroad lines, looking for Forrest Gump's house. The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam. |
I think he got that confused with "If you build it, they will come."
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HighHeat
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 12:43 Post subject:
That's just ridiculous....
everyone knows you'll find Forrest over at Jenny's
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 13:17 Post subject: Re: Momma always said life it like a box of chocolates
| RangerG wrote: | | HYPERASHEL wrote: | Police Find Naked Man In Corn Field Searching For 'Forrest Gump'
POSTED: 7:44 am EDT July 27, 2005
LITTLEVILLE, Ala. -- Life is like a box of chocolates -- even if you're standing naked in the middle of a corn field.
Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house where "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers said they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.
According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn.
Littleville Police Chief William Nale said [you] is a skater who was following a paved park path, looking for Forrest Gump's house. The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam. |
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nice try slick.... 
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 13:23 Post subject:
Raw corn?
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ShannonG
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Posted: 07/28/05 - 13:55 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | Raw corn? |
There's your weapon. How hard is THAT to digest???
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