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Phar lap
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 Posted: 01/18/05 - 16:41 Post subject: Missing underpants.
I awoke to find my underpants were missing. I went searching and met the milkman, who told me that he had seen a pair of underpants moving along the street like a ghost through the fog in the direction of the paddock.
I ran to the paddock and there in a ditch I found the tattered remains of my underpants.
On my way home I met an old man who said that the previous night he had shot a pair of underpants which had been devouring his chooks (chickens) for the past two weeks.
At least that explains the feathers I've found in my underpants on recent mornings, but it dosen't explain why my life is degenerating into an uncrontrollable farce
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robp
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 16:43 Post subject:
I think MM has been reincarnated as Phar Lap.... 
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 16:44 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I think MM has been reincarnated as Phar Lap.... |
Nah. I think it just proves Aussie beer is more potent than the stuff we drink here.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 16:46 Post subject:
I feel inspired to post this again. Phar, you're a muse.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 16:50 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | I feel inspired to post this again. Phar, you're a muse.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. |
A day without King Missile is like a day without sunshine. 
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 16:52 Post subject:
I was expecting an Underpants Gnomes reference.
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keltic63
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:03 Post subject:
sounds like a job for:
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airehead
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:07 Post subject:
Did I fall down and hit my head really hard????
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:08 Post subject:
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HighHeat
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:09 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: |  |
Are those the missing underpants wrapped around your head?
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:10 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: |
Are those the missing underpants wrapped around your head? |
Get 'em off me!!
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:10 Post subject:
I just asked HH to take undawears off me... 
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:12 Post subject:
 reminds me of a real incident
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:13 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | | reminds me of a real incident |
 I would LOVE to hear this!
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/18/05 - 18:17 Post subject:
<tangental hijack>For as long as it lasts, the positioning (a-hem) of the thread titles "13 year old mother of..." and "Missing underpants" is, in some sick way, fascinating. </tangental hijack>
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