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Cappy
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 Posted: 10/01/04 - 15:15 Post subject:
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I'd check Dan Rather's desk.. lots of lost documents surface there! |
Apparently he fired the starter's pistol at the 2002 marathon. That count's right. 
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jrjo
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 15:51 Post subject:
Somebody HAS got to jump on that Boston Marathon bit...
| ESPN wrote: | 3a. You've run a marathon?
[John Kerry]I did. I ran a marathon back in '80, something like that. Did the Boston Marathon. |
Besides.. there has been qualifying standards since 1970 and his only marathon was Boston?!
Clearly skirting the rules 
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jrjo
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:01 Post subject:
You're not gonna believe it, 2:16... the CBS newsroom found proof! 
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:10 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | You're not gonna believe it, 2:16... the CBS newsroom found proof!
(IMAGE) |
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genie
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:13 Post subject:
Aren't his initials carved into the top of Mt. Everest too?
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:14 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | You're not gonna believe it, 2:16... the CBS newsroom found proof!
(IMAGE) |
Obviously a fraud, as it doesn't show him setting the mark for world's fastest marathon.
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:15 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | Aren't his initials carved into the top of Mt. Everest too? |
Next he will state that he invented the Internet...Oh wait Gore already claimed that
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genie
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:17 Post subject:
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Next he will state that he invented the Internet...Oh wait Gore already claimed that |
He could say he gave John Heinz the ketchup recipe too! Everyone does realize that he and Ter-AY-za were catting around and that he left his wife for her?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:17 Post subject:
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Next he will state that he invented the Internet...Oh wait Gore already claimed that |
no next he will claim that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.
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genie
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:18 Post subject:
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no next he will claim that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. |
...or that no, he did NOT go into the back of that Buddist temple to accept his bribe money.....
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:40 Post subject:
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...or that no, he did NOT go into the back of that Buddist temple to accept his bribe money..... |
or yes I did vote for Al Gore before I voted against him
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:43 Post subject:
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no next he will claim that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. |
can you blame him? would you want to sleep with that witch......er I mean Teresa
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genie
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 16:47 Post subject:
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can you blame him? would you want to sleep with that witch......er I mean Teresa |
Yeah, the media covered that one up pretty quick, saying it was a rumor spread by Wesley Clark......if that had been Dubya it'd been all over everywhere...... :rolleyes would work well here thanks PH:
Course look at the incentive: Laura Bush vs. Ter-AY-za 
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 10/01/04 - 21:03 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | A wrassling governor, now a marathon running governor.  |
I still thought the wrassling governor was in office.  Shows how much I follow Min-e-sodie's pol-e-tics.
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Posted: 10/03/04 - 12:25 Post subject:
My husband burst out laughing when I read to him about Kerry's Boston Marathon that he couldn't remember the time of nor any official records of it....
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