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 Posted: 04/21/06 - 11:47 Post subject: Mike can edit this for the proper title
But this is for the SCH4 HYPER hash last night.
Some Hyper. It was obviously rigged. Gourmet was the Hare. I bet if we looked in the bucket, there would be just one number in there. I got there 40 minutes early, and Gourmet was already there. 
Well, we were in Northside, home of Gay Pride in Cincinnati (NTTAWWT) So, of course, "I'm Not Gay" came to the hash. "Fag Hag" was not in attendance.
"Gourmet" selected "Fourgasm" as his co-hare.
We gave the hares approximately 4 is minutes of the 5 we were supposed to give them as a head (who said head?) start, and then "Golden Showers" and I started out after them. Well, "Golden" and I just decided to hide in a doorway and startle the other hounds, but they were expecting such a stunt from us halfminds.
We ran through several alleyways and got lost from trail several times.
The hares threw down 2 boob checks in beautiful downtown Northside, which I wonder why they did that, as there are no men down there that like women, just men liking men, unless you include hashers.... But, I digress.....
We ran and ran, and stumbled through school yards and looked in dumpsters for beer, etc....
We came upon a foul-smelling area with a slippery bottom to it that, yes... had a check... yes yes... the hares had taken us to the Mill Creek storm overflow area, and we were running in sludge with the strong aroma of ass.
Running in the darkness of the storm tunnel was frighening, especially when we could not find our footing. "Stinkie Winkie" took a spill in the mess and slid several feet, coating his back side in the algae or whatever that green fungus-like material was....
We came out of the mess onto I-74... hashing on the highway should be a harecrime, but I was informed that bitching about it is a crime indeed.
Well, we hashed by a fire station with no visble proof of hard bodies in sight and came back to the bar for down downs and good food and companionship as well as a few songs.
On On to the next hash!
Horny Again!
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Posted: 04/21/06 - 12:48 Post subject:
Hey, I got one word for you: Spell Check....
What the hell is a "haser?" Drink.....!!!!
!!!!On-On
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Posted: 04/21/06 - 13:16 Post subject:
it was the aroma of ass that got to me. 
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Posted: 04/21/06 - 21:05 Post subject:
All right, kiddies. Just a few comments to add to a report done well.
First, HA doesn't need a spell checker. She has connections.
Second, it should be noted that the first hashers to leave - at about 4:37 minutes into the 5:00 minute headstart period - were duly noted by the deputy sergeant-at-arms and their names were recorded. They were called into the circle and did their down-downs.
C, the green fungus-like stuff might be called sludge. As it sometimes happens, the overflow causes a rise in the sanitary sewers. And that's the reason for the ass-like odor.
Fifth, the lack of hardbodied firefighters may have been due to the fact that there was something going on at the firehouse and they were all indoors. My guess is that there was a training session....or dinner. The additional fire apparatus (not stationed there) departed for their stations as I approached the On-After. I noticed several firefighters inside the apparatus room but I can't say anthing about the condition of their bodies.
All in all, a good hash trash.
On-On
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Posted: 04/21/06 - 21:08 Post subject:
Ia, still disappointed as to the lack of hard bodies or hardness in general
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Posted: 04/21/06 - 21:10 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | Ia, still disappointed as to the lack of hard bodies or hardness in general |
But you must know this: timing is everything!
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Posted: 04/21/06 - 21:15 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | Ia, still disappointed as to the lack of hard bodies or hardness in general |
But you must know this: timing is everything! |
oh is it now?
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Posted: 04/22/06 - 06:43 Post subject:
Yes, it is.
If that fire station has a weight room/gym, it's doubtful that it gets much use, that late in the evening. Instead, late morning or early afternoon would be a much better time. Check back then. You might find some pumped-up guys, fresh from their workouts.
Timing is important!
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Posted: 04/22/06 - 12:50 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: | Yes, it is.
If that fire station has a weight room/gym, it's doubtful that it gets much use, that late in the evening. Instead, late morning or early afternoon would be a much better time. Check back then. You might find some pumped-up guys, fresh from their workouts.
Timing is important! |
yes, I'm sure that it is.
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