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Joined: 18 May 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 11/08/03 - 21:01 Post subject: Memo from the HR department
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>It has been brought to management's attention that individuals throughout
>the company have been using foul language during the course of normal
>conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some
>employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no
>longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being
>able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers,
>therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that
>proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner
>without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
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>TRY SAYING:
>Perhaps I can work late
>INSTEAD OF:
>And when the f^ck do you expect me to do this?
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>TRY SAYING:
>I'm certain that isn't feasible
>INSTEAD OF:
>No f^cking way
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>TRY SAYING:
>Really?
>INSTEAD OF:
>You've got to be sh!tting me
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>TRY SAYING:
>Perhaps you should check with . . .
>INSTEAD OF:
>Tell someone who gives a sh!t
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>TRY SAYING:
>I wasn't involved in the project
>INSTEAD OF:
>It's not my f^cking problem
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>TRY SAYING:
>I'm not sure this can be implemented
>INSTEAD OF:
>This sh!t won't work
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>TRY SAYING:
>I'll try to schedule that
>INSTEAD OF:
>Why the h3ll didn't you tell me sooner
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>TRY SAYING:
>He's not familiar with the issues
>INSTEAD OF
>He's got his head up his a$$
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>TRY SAYING:
>So you weren't happy with it?
>INSTEAD OF:
>Kiss my a$$
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>TRY SAYING:
>I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
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>F^ck that, I'm on salary
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>TRY SAYING:
>You want me to take care of that
>INSTEAD OF:
>Who the hell died and made you boss
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>TRY SAYING:
>I see
>INSTEAD OF:
>Blow me
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>TRY SAYING:
>He's somewhat insensitive
>INSTEAD OF:
>He's a pr!ck
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>TRY SAYING:
>I think you could use more training
>INSTEAD OF:
>Do you know what the f^ck you're doing?
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>Thank You,
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>Human Resources
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