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bburgoyne26
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 Posted: 12/02/04 - 13:38 Post subject: Measure first?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20041201/od_uk_nm/oukoe_germany_condoms
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
38 minutes ago
BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.
Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.
Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.
The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).
When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.
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MissLes
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 13:55 Post subject:
Now that's a headline that should have made it into HH's game. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 14:04 Post subject:
I've got quite a bit of German ancestry. 
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 15:14 Post subject:
I'm speechless.  Well, not really. 
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airehead
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:03 Post subject:
Must.refrain.from.joking.about.weinerschnitzels. 
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HighHeat
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:05 Post subject:
They also come in African and Irish sizes too.
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akern
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:18 Post subject:
So, all men are German??
Good one Aire!!
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rolling rock
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:35 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | So, all men are German??
Good one Aire!! |
good one akey!
be a man damnit, stand up and be measured. own your shortcomings.
like i'd even think about buying a B cup bra.
sheesh. what egos.
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Cappy
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:36 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
be a man damnit, stand up and be measured. own your shortcomings.
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I have
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:37 Post subject:
I think I'll measure in Centimeters. At least it will be a large number then.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 18:38 Post subject:
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I have |
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 19:29 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | I think I'll measure in Centimeters. At least it will be a large number then.
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millimeters might be more helpful 
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 21:11 Post subject:
Look, Cappy and Hyper...all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. So you shouldn't be hard on yourselves.
(with apologies to Ned Flanders)
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 21:28 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | Look, Cappy and Hyper...all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. So you shouldn't be hard on yourselves.
(with apologies to Ned Flanders) |
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/02/04 - 23:29 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: |
millimeters might be more helpful |
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