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andydp
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 Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:03 Post subject: Maybe that's why you're having these "problems"
Quick !! More chlorine for the gene pool !!! or... Some stupid thing in the Balkans.
Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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karlene
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:23 Post subject:
How many of you guys are crossing your legs right now?!  
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:33 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | How many of you guys are crossing your legs right now?! |
Guilty
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:37 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | How many of you guys are crossing your legs right now?! |
Wha?!? That might break the pencil!
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karlene
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:44 Post subject:
i even crossed my legs! and i don't even have one of those!!
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:46 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | i even crossed my legs! and i don't even have one of those!! |
This quote directly recommended for the Riff Raff Hall of Fame.
At least it wasn't one of those pencils you had when you learned to write in first grade.
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karlene
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 21:47 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | Karlene wrote: | | i even crossed my legs! and i don't even have one of those!! |
This quote directly recommended for the Riff Raff Hall of Fame.
At least it wasn't one of those pencils you had when you learned to write in first grade. |
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TimRuns
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Posted: 02/14/06 - 01:15 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | How many of you guys are crossing your legs right now?! |
What are you...did you just peer out me from your com?? 
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