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bpdou
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 Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:33 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | Ok, well that makes sense. I've learned something new today!
And, we managed to traumatize one of the guys!!! Excellent! |
One? 
My retinas my retinas!!! Come to the light Carol Ann!!!
Never gonna be the same again...
but wait. >>>referencing original story<<< it was said that it was in PRISTINE condition [emphasis mine] even still in its wrapper??... this does not sound like fallout to me... or if it was, it was of absolutely no use...
EDITED TO ADD:
ahh now I see the fallout reference. Thank God I now see it. I had totally missed that and I would have been so disappointed had I not read this. My life is now complete...
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kristin31
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:44 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | How does one just fall out? That seems rather unlikely! There's have to be a lot of jumping up and down and a rather largw stretch factor involved.... |
Not necessarily.  |
Maybe I haven't been active enough to jolt one around! |
And if your jolting that much to lose your tampon, I'm thinkin' your uterus is sure to follow.......... |
hehe...remember that old myth about running making a woman's uterus fall out! 
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:48 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | How does one just fall out? That seems rather unlikely! There's have to be a lot of jumping up and down and a rather largw stretch factor involved.... |
Not necessarily. |
Maybe I haven't been active enough to jolt one around! |
And if your jolting that much to lose your tampon, I'm thinkin' your uterus is sure to follow.......... |
hehe...remember that old myth about running making a woman's uterus fall out! |
You know, I wouldn't necessarily MIND leaving mine behind sometime.
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bpdou
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:50 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | How does one just fall out? That seems rather unlikely! There's have to be a lot of jumping up and down and a rather largw stretch factor involved.... |
Not necessarily. |
Maybe I haven't been active enough to jolt one around! |
And if your jolting that much to lose your tampon, I'm thinkin' your uterus is sure to follow.......... |
hehe...remember that old myth about running making a woman's uterus fall out! |
You know, I wouldn't necessarily MIND leaving mine behind sometime. |
Just when I'd thought I'd had ENOUGH of a visual... along comes this...
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:52 Post subject:
My work here is done.
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phoenixdna
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:52 Post subject:
After reading this thread, I think I'm going to like it here. A lot. 
I never even thought about this problem for a female runner. God! I'm thankful I don't have to worry about this. But guys have something that gets jostled around while running on a hot and sweaty day. Thank god it doesn't fall off though. 
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kristin31
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 16:54 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | How does one just fall out? That seems rather unlikely! There's have to be a lot of jumping up and down and a rather largw stretch factor involved.... |
Not necessarily. |
Maybe I haven't been active enough to jolt one around! |
And if your jolting that much to lose your tampon, I'm thinkin' your uterus is sure to follow.......... |
hehe...remember that old myth about running making a woman's uterus fall out! |
You know, I wouldn't necessarily MIND leaving mine behind sometime. |
Hey! It's a Do -It-Yoursef hysterectomy!
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:04 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | | How does one just fall out? That seems rather unlikely! There's have to be a lot of jumping up and down and a rather largw stretch factor involved.... |
Not necessarily. |
Maybe I haven't been active enough to jolt one around! |
And if your jolting that much to lose your tampon, I'm thinkin' your uterus is sure to follow.......... |
hehe...remember that old myth about running making a woman's uterus fall out! |
You know, I wouldn't necessarily MIND leaving mine behind sometime. |
Hey! It's a Do -It-Yoursef hysterectomy! |
Can you imagine? The road to Boston would be littered with them!
Consider the T-shirts!
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bpdou
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:05 Post subject:
| phoenixdna wrote: | After reading this thread, I think I'm going to like it here. A lot.
I never even thought about this problem for a female runner. God! I'm thankful I don't have to worry about this. But guys have something that gets jostled around while running on a hot and sweaty day. Thank god it doesn't fall off though. |
Hmm... I know some ladies out there that wish it WOULD...
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phoenixdna
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:08 Post subject:
| Quote: | | Hmm... I know some ladies out there that wish it WOULD... |
LOL! That gives me an idea.
*straps on iron undies*
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kristin31
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:10 Post subject:
| bpdou wrote: | | phoenixdna wrote: | After reading this thread, I think I'm going to like it here. A lot.
I never even thought about this problem for a female runner. God! I'm thankful I don't have to worry about this. But guys have something that gets jostled around while running on a hot and sweaty day. Thank god it doesn't fall off though. |
Hmm... I know some ladies out there that wish it WOULD... |
What good would it be detached?
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:21 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | bpdou wrote: | | phoenixdna wrote: | After reading this thread, I think I'm going to like it here. A lot.
I never even thought about this problem for a female runner. God! I'm thankful I don't have to worry about this. But guys have something that gets jostled around while running on a hot and sweaty day. Thank god it doesn't fall off though. |
Hmm... I know some ladies out there that wish it WOULD... |
What good would it be detached? |
I believe that is my cue
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
Detachable penis....
no folks, for the 7835th time, I didn't make that up, thank king missile
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:24 Post subject:
Well, I've effectively taken this thread down an entirely new road, and killed it all in one fell swoop. Sweet.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 17:28 Post subject:
So, if you learn anything today. Don't wear a tampon during a heavy day, due to fallout. Do consider wearing a tampon on clear days to prevent spillage.
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Posted: 05/24/04 - 20:21 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | OK, this thread is going down a totally different path than I think was intended. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But.... if that is the case, and this was some form of art, would it be called a period piece?
(1, 2, 3, 4) |
So what are bullets??? 
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