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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 10/19/02 - 16:14 Post subject: Lawyers!!!
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along,
too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the
Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had
a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely
ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to
make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your
possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a
thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left
arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the
truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
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