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prohemp
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 Posted: 03/06/03 - 12:36 Post subject: Ladies & gentlemen, Hooters Air.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 12:41 Post subject:
<insert joke about flotation devices here>
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prohemp
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 12:48 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | <insert joke about flotation devices here> |
| Quote: | | Hooters' sexy-waitress theme is perpetuated by its corps of bosomy, buoyant, young waitresses dressed in low-cut T-shirts and hot pants. |
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purple hayes
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 12:54 Post subject:
What is Hooters known for? Push-up bras, wings and beer.
What will Hooters Air have? Push up bras, no beer and no wings. How many destinations will Hooters Air serve? Surely they don't plan on getting too many from the 'family vacation' crowd. Seems like only loney businessmen would be interested in flying on their airline.
I give it 2 years before it's gone.
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thegman
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 12:56 Post subject:
Hmmm.... rules on Hooters Air....
The pilot wears a pin that says "No thanks, I'm the designated driver"
Tray tables don't have to be in their upright position if you are flying with your wife.
Suspicious passengers given extra-hot wings and no beer...
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Cappy
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 13:08 Post subject:
Only in America.
Next week, Chippendale Air, I guess
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rolling rock
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 13:22 Post subject:
this gets a huge PLUH-LEEEEEEEEZE. 
...the girls have been trained to alert the captain if a passenger behaves inappropriately......
some T&AintheAir ---is that their motto? that would be, like, cute.
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Pebbles
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 16:09 Post subject:
Hey look at it this way, if a terrorist is on board she could easily distract, and then smother them. 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 16:26 Post subject:
| Pebbles wrote: | | Hey look at it this way, if a terrorist is on board she could easily distract, and then smother them. |
perfect!!! they'd be like:  and then she goes in for the kill.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 16:46 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: |
Suspicious passengers given extra-hot wings and no beer... |
HA!! 
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 03/06/03 - 17:18 Post subject:
"Twenty-two women spent all day Tuesday in training to become the first Hooters waitresses in the sky..."
One day? That's ALL these ladies needed was ONE DAY? Uh, huh huh.
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