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Laurie Ellen
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 Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:02 Post subject: Knowing I hate shaving my legs
although, of course, I do do it, Michael bought me an "Emjoi Cordless Hair Removal System". This thing has 2 rows of gold metal teeth. It grabs whatever hair it's exposed to, and yanks it out.
Childbirth didn't hurt this much. I stuck it out, did both legs. If my hair grows back even 1 day before the promised "6 weeks", I'm going to find the inventer of this device of female toture and use it to remove the hair from his balls.
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Sahara
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:05 Post subject: Re: Knowing I hate shaving my legs
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | I'm going to find the inventer of this device of female toture and use it to remove the hair from his balls. |
doughnuts to dollars it IS a man
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RangerG
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:05 Post subject: Re: Knowing I hate shaving my legs
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | I'm going to find the inventer of this device of female toture and use it to remove the hair from his balls. |
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jrjo
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:08 Post subject:
That was some kind
Some kind of friend you turned out to be
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rolling rock
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:12 Post subject:
oh LE -- do yourself a favor and throw that thing away today....
been there.
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monk25
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:13 Post subject:
LE---> <---professor payne
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genie
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:15 Post subject:
Sounds like a newer version of the Epilady, anyone remember that thing? Been there done that.....yowza!!!! Needless to say, that thing got promptly pitched before you could say "bikini wax" 
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elkid
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:16 Post subject:
Did we, as a society, learn nothing from the Epilady? I used the Epilady once. Once was all I needed. Horrific pain. This type of "technology" should be banned. I think the "two rows of gold teeth" on this one would have been enough to scare me away.
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RangerG
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:20 Post subject:
I would suggest these, for those hard to maintain areas:
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Noley
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:36 Post subject: Re: Knowing I hate shaving my legs
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | although, of course, I do do it, Michael bought me an "Emjoi Cordless Hair Removal System". This thing has 2 rows of gold metal teeth. It grabs whatever hair it's exposed to, and yanks it out.
Childbirth didn't hurt this much. I stuck it out, did both legs. If my hair grows back even 1 day before the promised "6 weeks", I'm going to find the inventer of this device of female toture and use it to remove the hair from his balls. |
I think you're ready for a tattoo then. You've passed the childbirthing and hair removal test.
TIME FOR THE INK!!! 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:38 Post subject:
I want a 1/4" ring of ivy around my right ankle, but I'm too chicken. I'm really bony around the ankles... they say the more bone, the worse the pain.
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Noley
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 12:50 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | I want a 1/4" ring of ivy around my right ankle, but I'm too chicken. I'm really bony around the ankles... they say the more bone, the worse the pain. |
Funny that you mention that. I've got the vine wrapping around my entire right ankle with three roses (purple) on it for my three kids.
It does hurt right there...I won't lie to ya. However, your endorphins kick in and the pain goes from..."This F-king hurts" to "ok...I'm doing much better now and I'll live". The worst spot is on the outer part. Of course, that's where the tat guy outlined the vine first and sent me through the ceiling.
Thinking: Minute 1: "What the f have I got myself into?" Minute 2: Realization..."There's no turning back".
However, I'm going to go back in probably in November for #2. That itch came back again.
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elkid
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 13:03 Post subject:
I didn't think that getting my tattoo hurt a lot, to be honest. I had psyched myself out so much that when it DIDN'T hurt, the extra adrenaline almost made me pass out.
But wimmins, you have not experienced true pain until you have experienced the Brazilian. Reals.
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keltic63
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 13:11 Post subject:
oh my! my daughter has one of those things. we "tried" it on my arm. I wouldn't want to use that thing anywhere else!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 09/10/03 - 13:23 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | I think the "two rows of gold teeth" on this one would have been enough to scare me away. |
Me too.
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