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Cappy
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 Posted: 01/08/03 - 19:51 Post subject: Kids Say the Fubbiest Things
The other day I asked Mike if he wanted breakfast, he said not now Dahddy (that is how it sounds), my tummy is still tired.
Let's hear some other fubby things that our youngins have said.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 19:58 Post subject:
Colin once wanted some maple syrup and asked me to pass him the "waffle sauce."
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airehead
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 20:02 Post subject:
One time, our Colin, at the age of 6 told his grandparents wistfully, "Everything I want is either outside or unabailable.
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 20:04 Post subject:
JJ took an old cellular phone (not working) we had and was given a blow by blow account of our morning to mommy as he was talking to her. When he was done, he folded the phone back up and put it in his pocket.
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prohemp
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 20:22 Post subject:
My 2 year old answers the phone with a loud "Hello old grandpop!" and then promptly hangs up!!
-old grandpop died a month before he was born, and he is named after him 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 20:36 Post subject:
Dia & Bella had a friend, Julia over the other day to play at the office for a few hours. She wanted to watch a movie, and India said, we can't, Bella's grounded off t.v.
Julia turns to Bella and says, "Why?"
Bella shrugs and says, "I don't know."
Julia says, "You don't know why you're off t.v.?!"
Bella says, "Huh! How should I know?! It happens all the time!"
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akern
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 22:29 Post subject:
The other day Nichole says:
"Jacob Jinkerson is in love with me."
I say what makes you think that, she says:
"I don't think! He told me so!!"
I say what did you say?
she does this
combine  and 
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keltic63
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Posted: 01/08/03 - 23:03 Post subject:
tonight on the way to family night at church 4yo Sawyer asks me "Why doesn't Jesus want us to go anywhere?"
me: what?? Sawyer repeats.
me: who told you that?
Sawyer: It's in the Bible Dad!
me: where? (racking my brain, I have a minor in Religious Studies, if it's in there I should have at least heard about it.)
Sawyer: in the end part.
me: We'll ask Pastor Tracy when we get to the church tonight.
Sawyer: No, that's ok, Jesus wants us to go places.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:09 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | tonight on the way to family night at church 4yo Sawyer asks me "Why doesn't Jesus want us to go anywhere?"
me: what?? Sawyer repeats.
me: who told you that?
Sawyer: It's in the Bible Dad!
me: where? (racking my brain, I have a minor in Religious Studies, if it's in there I should have at least heard about it.)
Sawyer: in the end part.
me: We'll ask Pastor Tracy when we get to the church tonight.
Sawyer: No, that's ok, Jesus wants us to go places. |
 What's his beef w/Pastor Tracy?! 
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:16 Post subject:
Just this morning as I was changing Mikey's diaper he yelled out,"gablablablardadamamabob!"
I asked him who Bob was, but he wouldn't tell me.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:18 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: |
What's his beef w/Pastor Tracy?! |
Great, now you got me hungry for a beef pasty!
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Earlyrunnr
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:20 Post subject:
A few years back, the kids were talking about deer hunting....I told them that maybe I would go deer hunting with dad this year, and my youngest son who was about 4 at the time opened his eyes wide and said:
"But mom, then you'd have to grow whiskers!" (Deer hunting season means no shaving for awhile)
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Sahara
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:42 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | Dia & Bella had a friend, Julia over the other day to play at the office for a few hours. She wanted to watch a movie, and India said, we can't, Bella's grounded off t.v.
Julia turns to Bella and says, "Why?"
Bella shrugs and says, "I don't know."
Julia says, "You don't know why you're off t.v.?!"
Bella says, "Huh! How should I know?! It happens all the time!" |
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brethelm
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:42 Post subject:
Shelby used to say she couldn't eat because her heart was full.
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 01/09/03 - 12:49 Post subject:
Those are great!
I am of course, drawing a blank. My kids say funny stuff everyday, but I can't think of anything.
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