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 Posted: 09/21/04 - 13:22 Post subject: Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"
Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"
As seen on David Letterman fubby stuff 
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 13:24 Post subject:
Good stuff
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GaRebelRunner
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 13:25 Post subject:
Number 1 is pretty close to the truth.
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kristin31
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 13:54 Post subject:
hehe. 
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RexRacer
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 13:57 Post subject:
So how was that? Did he just do the Top 10 list or was he actually on the show?
And at what point do you all think that incumbents are going to go the Daily Show, Leno, Letterman route to troll for votes? Until now it has only been challengers.
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Sahara
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 13:57 Post subject:
That Dave... what a card
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msparks
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 14:45 Post subject:
| RexRacer wrote: | So how was that? Did he just do the Top 10 list or was he actually on the show?
And at what point do you all think that incumbents are going to go the Daily Show, Leno, Letterman route to troll for votes? Until now it has only been challengers. |
Besides just doing the Top Ten List, he was on the show. It was pretty much a campaign stop. And if the Bush campaign wants equal time, I'm pretty sure they'd get it.
Only challengers? Do you recall the last election? Bush appeared on Letterman, via sattelite, though. Not too sure a sitting president would do it.
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krismas
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 14:55 Post subject:
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 15:47 Post subject:
I've heard they are going to require three podiums at the debates. One for Bush and two for Kerry. Just so he can voice both answers to every question.
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 15:50 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | | I've heard they are going to require three podiums at the debates. One for Bush and two for Kerry. Just so he can voice both answers to every question. |
He's just trying to give everyone what they want to hear.......
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RexRacer
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 16:05 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | [..]
He's just trying to give everyone what they want to hear....... |
As compared to Bush, who just prefers to ram more and more failed policies down our throats.
What a choice these two are!
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elkid
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 16:11 Post subject:
| RexRacer wrote: | | What a choice these two are! |
Vote instead for Aquaman.
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sonnylax
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 16:35 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | [..]
He's just trying to give everyone what they want to hear....... |
He is doing an excellent job. Pretty soon I guess I will hear what I want. 
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msparks
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 17:44 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | [..]
Vote instead for Aquaman. |
The hell with Aquaman...I'm going to vote for Joe Walsh.
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/21/04 - 17:47 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: | [..]
The hell with Aquaman...I'm going to vote for Joe Walsh. |
What about Joe Cocker?
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