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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 11/04/02 - 22:03 Post subject: Jacksonville Jaguars Quiz
Q. What's the difference between the Jaguars and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Jaguars and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Jaguar player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Jacksonville in case of a tornado?
A. Alltel Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why was Tom Coughlin upset when the Jaguars playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Jaguars and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Jacksonville Jaguars.
Q. What do the Jaguars and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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