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airehead
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 Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:09 Post subject: It was a hot muggy day in Wisconsin...
where Pro and Shelf were polishing off a bottle of Chateau Lafitte Claussen '03 when they got tipsy and decided to......
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jrjo
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:11 Post subject:
go streakin', problem was neither one of them....
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Cappy
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:19 Post subject:
has any money to buy krispy kremes or tacos, so they went to the ATM and withdrew
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akern
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:21 Post subject:
A monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
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spongebob
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:26 Post subject:
They thought it would be great to collect the monkey poo and make akern some coffee...
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robp
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:30 Post subject:
One turd or two they asked and Akern replied.....
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akern
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:31 Post subject:
gimme a whole lotta lumps!! eeeeccchhh!
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robp
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:34 Post subject:
Pro squeezed and Shelf prodded but lo and behold they couldn't get that damned monkey to produce. Hey, I got an idea said Shelfie... let's....
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Sandy Cheeks
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:42 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Pro squeezed and Shelf prodded but lo and behold they couldn't get that damned monkey to produce. Hey, I got an idea said Shelfie... let's.... |
... do ANYTHING else besides squeeze poo out of a monkey.
BLECH!
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prohemp
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:45 Post subject:
so the merry trio went looking for a nice dark cool tavern to
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robp
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 12:54 Post subject:
try out the latest popular micro-brew known as MonkeyPoo Brew when all of a sudden....
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spongebob
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 13:06 Post subject:
the two rival gangs, the Equilaterals and the Isoceles broke out into a gunfight in the parking lot...
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airehead
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 13:11 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | the two rival gangs, the Equilaterals and the Isoceles broke out into a gunfight in the parking lot... |
Runswithscissors jumped in just in the nick of time and saved the day by saying....
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Sandy Cheeks
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 13:15 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Runner X wrote: | | the two rival gangs, the Equilaterals and the Isoceles broke out into a gunfight in the parking lot... |
Runswithscissors jumped in just in the nick of time and saved the day by saying.... |
When you're an Isoceles,
You're an Isoceles all the way
From your first running shoes
To your last dyin' day.
Suddenly both gangs dropped their guns and broke out in song and dance.
Across the street...
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genie
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 13:33 Post subject:
robp was grumbling: "doesn't anyone KNOW you can't get poop from a monkey? I AM THE DEUCE MASTER, DAMMIT!!!!"
OL, stumbling across this little outburst, proceeded to.....
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