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omega lambda
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 Posted: 08/08/03 - 13:38 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | robp was grumbling: "doesn't anyone KNOW you can't get poop from a monkey? I AM THE DEUCE MASTER!!!!"
OL, stumbling across this little outburst, proceeded to..... |
to hand every 2 out of a deck of cards to robp. As she walked away, she whispered...
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genie
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 16:49 Post subject:
| omega lambda wrote: | | genie wrote: | robp was grumbling: "doesn't anyone KNOW you can't get poop from a monkey? I AM THE DEUCE MASTER!!!!"
OL, stumbling across this little outburst, proceeded to..... |
to hand every 2 out of a deck of cards to robp. As she walked away, she whispered... |
....Kattzoo? Ready for our trip to the Little Shoppe of Horrors to pick out spell supplies? To which Katz most enthusiastically replied, " of course, just make sure we don't forget...."
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TimRuns
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | omega lambda wrote: | | genie wrote: | robp was grumbling: "doesn't anyone KNOW you can't get poop from a monkey? I AM THE DEUCE MASTER!!!!"
OL, stumbling across this little outburst, proceeded to..... |
to hand every 2 out of a deck of cards to robp. As she walked away, she whispered... |
....Kattzoo? Ready for our trip to the Little Shoppe of Horrors to pick out spell supplies? To which Katz most enthusiastically replied, " of course, just make sure we don't forget...." |
" to buy the following ingredients and items for our concoction:
a toad's wart, a monkey's poop, juice of a bladderwort, a raven's eyeball, the leaves of the pong pong tree, the hair of a porcupine, dragon's scales, tail of a basilisk, sap of deadly nightshade and the blood of a kraken. Once we get all that, our secret potion will be ready by midnight."
So OL asked, trying to stifle an evil grin, "So who will be our first test subject?"
Kattzoo replied, ....
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airehead
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 19:37 Post subject:
Kat replied...Runner X...definitely Runner X. Once we do this he won't know....
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 21:02 Post subject:
that we turned his running shoes into snowshoes!
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TimRuns
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 21:35 Post subject:
But genie, who was standing behind OL wearing her ring of invisibility overheard everything. Horrified, she retreated back from the two of them and started to run for Runner X's house to warn him. Unfortunately she tripped on her own feet and....
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Posted: 08/08/03 - 22:42 Post subject:
| TimRuns wrote: | | But genie, who was standing behind OL wearing her ring of invisibility overheard everything. Horrified, she retreated back from the two of them and started to run for Runner X's house to warn him. Unfortunately she tripped on her own feet and.... |
landed in Runner X's basement...
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genie
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Posted: 08/09/03 - 10:25 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | TimRuns wrote: | | But genie, who was standing behind OL wearing her ring of invisibility overheard everything. Horrified, she retreated back from the two of them and started to run for Runner X's house to warn him. Unfortunately she tripped on her own feet and.... |
landed in Runner X's basement... |
......where she discovered that he was plotting.....
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airehead
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Posted: 08/09/03 - 11:33 Post subject:
...plotting to take over the world's supply of salmon sperm and herring testes in an evil plot to...
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TimRuns
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Posted: 08/09/03 - 13:31 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | ...plotting to take over the world's supply of salmon sperm and herring testes in an evil plot to... |
create human-fish mutants...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 21:47 Post subject:
But then, realizing how his idea was SOOO 1950's-bad-3D movie, he focused his attention on his actual mission...And that, of course, was to hunt down MM, and apply the hurt.
But he needed two things to become successful...A box of feminine napkins and a...
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 21:53 Post subject:
a case of DUFF Beer!
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airehead
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 22:06 Post subject:
| Floridaboiler wrote: | | a case of DUFF Beer! |
Runner X looked about him and all he could see was EMPTY Duff beer bottles. "Oh nooooo!" He cried loudly. "I have the box of feminine products but no beer--what will I do??" He moaned wildly. Fortunately for him.....
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 23:52 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Floridaboiler wrote: | | a case of DUFF Beer! |
Runner X looked about him and all he could see was EMPTY Duff beer bottles. "Oh nooooo!" He cried loudly. "I have the box of feminine products but no beer--what will I do??" He moaned wildly. Fortunately for him..... |
OL and Kattzoo arrived just in time with their evil concoction ready in a vial. "C'mon, X, time to take your medicine....", Kattzoo crooned. Then Runner X saw what he needed for his master plan even though it wasnt beer... the vial! So he ran up to OL...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 08/12/03 - 09:52 Post subject:
...who happened to be swinging on a branch of a broken family tree, howling like there was no tomorrow. Cheeks hated to see her amiga in such distress so she picked up the phone and called the only person that could come down and fix this crazyness...And that person, of course, is...
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