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airehead
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 Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:06 Post subject: It was a dark and stormy Halloween night
when Shelf took his new crate of Beanie Babies and.....
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:07 Post subject: Re: It was a dark and stormy Halloween night
| airehead wrote: | | when Shelf took his new crate of Beanie Babies and..... |
Encased them in lead and buried them in the backyard. When he stood up, he saw two eyes peering at him over the fence...
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:08 Post subject:
Hold it right there!
Exclaimed the g-dawg...
but they were interrupted by a nude hang gliding pfff...
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:26 Post subject:
...who asked, "Have you all seen Pug? He was supposed to get his new car today and take me to...
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:28 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | ...who asked, "Have you all seen Pug? He was supposed to get his new car today and take me to... |
the NYC marathon expo!
At this, shelfie dropped his shovel and picked up his whiffle bat, and proclaimed"...
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robp
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:43 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | ...who asked, "Have you all seen Pug? He was supposed to get his new car today and take me to... |
the NYC marathon expo!
At this, shelfie dropped his shovel and picked up his whiffle bat, and proclaimed"... |
The 'ell with the expo! It's Halloween and I'm passing out candy! With that he proceeded to hand out unsweetened chocolate to all the little beggars until one caught on to his morbid plan and......
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airehead
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 14:47 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | ...who asked, "Have you all seen Pug? He was supposed to get his new car today and take me to... |
the NYC marathon expo!
At this, shelfie dropped his shovel and picked up his whiffle bat, and proclaimed"... |
The 'ell with the expo! It's Halloween and I'm passing out candy! With that he proceeded to hand out unsweetened chocolate to all the little beggars until one caught on to his morbid plan and...... |
Decided to TP and egg his house. Only this wasn't your average little beggar it was actually a dressed up riff raffer, known as.....
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akern
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 16:12 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | robp wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | ...who asked, "Have you all seen Pug? He was supposed to get his new car today and take me to... |
the NYC marathon expo!
At this, shelfie dropped his shovel and picked up his whiffle bat, and proclaimed"... |
The 'ell with the expo! It's Halloween and I'm passing out candy! With that he proceeded to hand out unsweetened chocolate to all the little beggars until one caught on to his morbid plan and...... |
Decided to TP and egg his house. Only this wasn't your average little beggar it was actually a dressed up riff raffer, known as..... |
AKERN!! She thought :"No one will recognize me in this poop coffee costume. And she proceeded to use the TP before tossing it upon Shelfie's house. Just when she was thinking she should have eaten more beans for lunch.....
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robp
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 16:15 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | robp wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | ...who asked, "Have you all seen Pug? He was supposed to get his new car today and take me to... |
the NYC marathon expo!
At this, shelfie dropped his shovel and picked up his whiffle bat, and proclaimed"... |
The 'ell with the expo! It's Halloween and I'm passing out candy! With that he proceeded to hand out unsweetened chocolate to all the little beggars until one caught on to his morbid plan and...... |
Decided to TP and egg his house. Only this wasn't your average little beggar it was actually a dressed up riff raffer, known as..... |
AKERN!! She thought :"No one will recognize me in this poop coffee costume. And she proceeded to use the TP before tossing it upon Shelfie's house. Just when she was thinking she should have eaten more beans for lunch..... |
the Deucemaster showed up! And proceeded to light the proverbial bag of Deucemaster Deuce on fire and tossed it upon shelfie's front porch. After ringing the doorbell and shouting trick or treat the two pranksters hurried away only to hear.....
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 16:19 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
the Deucemaster showed up! And proceeded to light the proverbial bag of Deucemaster Deuce on fire and tossed it upon shelfie's front porch. After ringing the doorbell and shouting trick or treat the two pranksters hurried away only to hear..... |
The surprised yelps of Pipi, the wonder dog, who had never encounter a flaming poo bag before!
Shelfie calls his whiffle bat, via the force...and screams into the darkness
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airehead
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 17:20 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | robp wrote: |
the Deucemaster showed up! And proceeded to light the proverbial bag of Deucemaster Deuce on fire and tossed it upon shelfie's front porch. After ringing the doorbell and shouting trick or treat the two pranksters hurried away only to hear..... |
The surprised yelps of Pipi, the wonder dog, who had never encounter a flaming poo bag before!
Shelfie calls his whiffle bat, via the force...and screams into the darkness
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"I'm gonna git you sucka!!!" To which, Elkid, dressed like a beauty queen, asks, "Git who?" Shelfie responds....
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shelflifers
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
"ya ever been...in a Turkish Prison?"
elkid being the math geek that she is whipped out her calculator hoping to somehow find the answer on her trusty 'nerd machine'. To her dismay, the answer ended up spelling 'boobless' upside down...
She ran to the payphone shrieking like a banshi and called the only person she knew that couldn't handle this situation...
and that of course was the fantasticular...
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 17:37 Post subject:
Pug!
Pug, told her, look, kid, just calm down...and then start looking at careers in nursing...there's tons of jobs out there...
airehead, passing by, overheard this, and proclaimed"
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shelflifers
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 17:42 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | Pug!
Pug, told her, look, kid, just calm down...and then start looking at careers in nursing...there's tons of jobs out there...
airehead, passing by, overheard this, and proclaimed" |
"I gave shelfie ALL my video games and I got was this stupid T-shirt that says "I gave shelfie ALL my video games."
Realizing how easy of a buck she could make on this shirt in Ebay, she ran to the computer to set up the bid. But she stopped to check her email and was flat-out offended when she was offered penis enlargement pills from...
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 17:46 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | coachmarkos wrote: | Pug!
Pug, told her, look, kid, just calm down...and then start looking at careers in nursing...there's tons of jobs out there...
airehead, passing by, overheard this, and proclaimed" |
"I gave shelfie ALL my video games and I got was this stupid T-shirt that says "I gave shelfie ALL my video games."
Realizing how easy of a buck she could make on this shirt in Ebay, she ran to the computer to set up the bid. But she stopped to check her email and was flat-out offended when she was offered penis enlargement pills from... |
AlaninTx!
She wrote him a really snotty reply and hit send, just before realizing that she also had CC'ed it to:___________?
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