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gretriever
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 Posted: 04/13/06 - 21:25 Post subject:
... so could JU's Gramma!"
Well, never to be one out-done by an insult, jrjo (or was it .jrjo? In all the excitement, I kind of lost track) said "Two can play at that game! I challenge you and...
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:22 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | ... so could JU's Gramma!"
Well, never to be one out-done by an insult, jrjo (or was it .jrjo? In all the excitement, I kind of lost track) said "Two can play at that game! I challenge you and... |
Shelfie to a dance-off. He chooses the music! With that Shelf strode in with an 8 track of
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shelflifers
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:27 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
Shelfie to a dance-off. He chooses the music! With that Shelf strode in with an 8 track of |
the disco phenomenon hit 'Car Wash'...which was extremely innappropriate as he was clueless to the fact that Aireheads next door's neighbor's cat actually died in a ____
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airehead
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:32 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: |
Shelfie to a dance-off. He chooses the music! With that Shelf strode in with an 8 track of |
the disco phenomenon hit 'Car Wash'...which was extremely innappropriate as he was clueless to the fact that Aireheads next door's neighbor's cat actually died in a ____ |
horrifying pressure sprayer accident involving a dog, bottlecaps and a dvd case. Despite the sadness that filled the room, soon the beat was infectious and everyone was dancing in the dance-off. PH jumped in the middle and declared...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:36 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
horrifying pressure sprayer accident involving a dog, bottlecaps and a dvd case. Despite the sadness that filled the room, soon the beat was infectious and everyone was dancing in the dance-off. PH jumped in the middle and declared... |
"I've got an idea!!!!"
And with that sentence his head turned into this!
Gretriever, always the one to break an awkward silence, takes out a bullhorn and screams...
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:39 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: |
horrifying pressure sprayer accident involving a dog, bottlecaps and a dvd case. Despite the sadness that filled the room, soon the beat was infectious and everyone was dancing in the dance-off. PH jumped in the middle and declared... |
"I've got an idea!!!!"
And with that sentence his head turned into this!
Gretriever, always the one to break an awkward silence, takes out a bullhorn and screams... |
Oh.my.gosh!!! This calls for a Debbie Boone moment!! With that he broke into:
"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song"
With that, Rob took away the bullhorn and said...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:45 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
Oh.my.gosh!!! This calls for a Debbie Boone moment!! With that he broke into:
"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song"
With that, Rob took away the bullhorn and said... |
I've heard a 5 million year old pile of crap sing better than that! Gretriever, never one taking well to constructive criticism, began weeping uncontrollably to the point where people began falling down and slipping in his 'weepy puddles'...
Meanwhile, Achey sat in the corner by herself and...
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TimRuns
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:48 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: |
Oh.my.gosh!!! This calls for a Debbie Boone moment!! With that he broke into:
"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song"
With that, Rob took away the bullhorn and said... |
I've heard a 5 million year old pile of crap sing better than that! Gretriever, never one taking well to constructive criticism, began weeping uncontrollably to the point where people began falling down and slipping in his 'weepy puddles'...
Meanwhile, Achey sat in the corner by herself and... |
picked her nose...then...
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airehead
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 00:50 Post subject:
| TimRuns wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: |
Oh.my.gosh!!! This calls for a Debbie Boone moment!! With that he broke into:
"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song"
With that, Rob took away the bullhorn and said... |
I've heard a 5 million year old pile of crap sing better than that! Gretriever, never one taking well to constructive criticism, began weeping uncontrollably to the point where people began falling down and slipping in his 'weepy puddles'...
Meanwhile, Achey sat in the corner by herself and... |
picked her nose...then... |
said, Look everyone!! I found a fossilized booger!! J1Miller laughed and said...
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TimRuns
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 01:20 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | TimRuns wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: |
Oh.my.gosh!!! This calls for a Debbie Boone moment!! With that he broke into:
"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song"
With that, Rob took away the bullhorn and said... |
I've heard a 5 million year old pile of crap sing better than that! Gretriever, never one taking well to constructive criticism, began weeping uncontrollably to the point where people began falling down and slipping in his 'weepy puddles'...
Meanwhile, Achey sat in the corner by herself and... |
picked her nose...then... |
said, Look everyone!! I found a fossilized booger!! J1Miller laughed and said... |
"Achey, you must be 500 million years old!" with a look of shock on her face...  Achey then replied...
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 05:36 Post subject:
| TimRuns wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | TimRuns wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: |
Oh.my.gosh!!! This calls for a Debbie Boone moment!! With that he broke into:
"You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song"
With that, Rob took away the bullhorn and said... |
I've heard a 5 million year old pile of crap sing better than that! Gretriever, never one taking well to constructive criticism, began weeping uncontrollably to the point where people began falling down and slipping in his 'weepy puddles'...
Meanwhile, Achey sat in the corner by herself and... |
picked her nose...then... |
said, Look everyone!! I found a fossilized booger!! J1Miller laughed and said... |
"Achey, you must be 500 million years old!" with a look of shock on her face... Achey then replied... |
.....that working 24-7 at Akernland has really taken a toll on her. Just last week they had a large group of quilters come in and of course someone accidently................
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genie
Master of Prissface
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Posted: 04/14/06 - 10:38 Post subject:
....let it slip that being an attention whore is not all it's cracked up to be (and those quilters should know!). Eager to defend the respectibility of her prestigious title, DCRunningDiva chimed in...
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