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airehead
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 Posted: 04/04/05 - 00:29 Post subject: Isn't it dangerous to mow barefooted???
| Quote: | Sleepwalker mows lawn naked
A sleep-walking computer expert was caught by his wife mowing the lawn naked at 2am.
Rebekah Armstrong told The Sun she was woken by a noise coming from the garden.
When she realised husband Ian was not in bed she went downstairs to see what was happening.
Rebekah said: "Ian was mowing the lawn completely starkers. I dread to think how long he'd been there but he'd nearly finished.
"I was going to wake him but I have always been told it can be dangerous to disturb someone who is sleepwalking.
"In the end I just unplugged the mower, went back to bed and let him get on with it."
Ian, 34, later got back into bed and didn't believe Rebekah when she told him what he'd been up to.
Rebekah added: "It wasn't until I told him to look at the soles of his feet that he finally believed me - they were filthy." |
 
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 00:39 Post subject:
Sheeeee, I wish I could be that productive in my sleep.
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Cappy
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 03:59 Post subject:
At least he wasn't using the weed whacker
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 05:44 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | At least he wasn't using the weed whacker
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LMFAO.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 06:37 Post subject:
so am I
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robp
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 07:20 Post subject:
I believe this has taken sleepwalking to a new level.
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gretriever
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 07:33 Post subject:
What's the fuss? I do some of my best work when naked.
What, no innuendos? OK, how do you take a shower then? 
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 07:43 Post subject:
I hope there was no dog poop in the yard.....
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Bill_Sev
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 08:08 Post subject:
The weed whacker comment about made spew water all over the place!
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RangerG
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 08:09 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: | | Sheeeee, I wish I could be that productive in my sleep. |
I wish I was that productive when I am awake..
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 11:26 Post subject:
"Starkers" =excellent word
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 11:32 Post subject:
i can see his new book coming out now. How to Make Your Sleep More Productive.
I'm glad he wasn't working the pruning shears. 
BTW Tanks for the coffee mess , weedwhacker SPEW.
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jrjo
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 11:34 Post subject:
Major loss of dude points... electric lawnmower 
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robp
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 11:37 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | Major loss of dude points... electric lawnmower |
I agree.
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BobM59
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Posted: 04/04/05 - 11:40 Post subject:
"I was going to wake him but I have always been told it can be dangerous to disturb someone who is sleepwalking. "
As opposed to mowing the lawn bareass, which is clearly nowhere near as dangerous.
I'm not as concerned about him being barefoot as I would be about the electric lawnmower, either. Guys that use those deserve to mow into puddles.
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