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HighHeat
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 Posted: 01/25/05 - 15:54 Post subject: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
How about a new one?
During a work break, you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite period of time, and it's not in your building.
1. Which 5 RiffRaffers would you want there with you?
2. What 3 objects would you need in the elevator with you?
3. Where were you going?
4. How will you explain your absence?
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident.
6. How soon will you be returning to go to this place again?
go easy, it's my first time
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airehead
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 15:58 Post subject: Re: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
| HighHeat wrote: | How about a new one?
During a work break, you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite period of time, and it's not in your building.
1. Which 5 RiffRaffers would you want there with you? The three that would be most likely to put up with me...
2. What 3 objects would you need in the elevator with you?A drink, a snack, and a book
3. Where were you going? With my luck, prolly the bathroom
4. How will you explain your absence? crap like this happens to me often. They would believe the truth.
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident. question is, which would still be speaking to me???
6. How soon will you be returning to go to this place again? umm, never.
go easy, it's my first time |
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genie
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:07 Post subject: Re: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
During a work break, you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite period of time, and it's not in your building.
1. Which 5 RiffRaffers would you want there with you?
The 5 that fart the least!!! 
2. What 3 objects would you need in the elevator with you?
chocolate, water and a clothespin (just in case someone lied about the farting thing)
3. Where were you going?
To the mall, duh!
4. How will you explain your absence?
Alien abduction (minus the anal probe)
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident.
Any of them who managed to keep the no farting pact.
6. How soon will you be returning to go to this place again?
As soon as I finish therapy. 
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robp
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:08 Post subject: Re: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
| HighHeat wrote: | How about a new one?
During a work break, you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite period of time, and it's not in your building.
1. Which 5 RiffRaffers would you want there with you? I ain't namin' names.....
2. What 3 objects would you need in the elevator with you? A camera, a keg and some mugs.
3. Where were you going? Probably to the crapper....
4. How will you explain your absence? That I was in the crapper....
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident.
It depends on who remembers what after the keg is depleted...
6. How soon will you be returning to go to this place again? Soon so I can deny all charges...
go easy, it's my first time |
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:12 Post subject: Re: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
| HighHeat wrote: | How about a new one?
During a work break, you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite period of time, and it's not in your building.
1. Which 5 RiffRaffers would you want there with you? | airehead wrote: | | The three that would be most likely to put up with me. |
MW, Ranger, and Jacked (those three, of course). Plus LE and Aire. Sorry folks, I wish the elevator held more people! I presume my wife is at work.
2. What 3 objects would you need in the elevator with you?A pillow, a deck of cards, and my cell phone.
3. Where were you going?As far from work as possible.
4. How will you explain your absence?I tell them nothin'
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident.Depends on what they've eaten before getting on the elevator... 
6. How soon will you be returning to go to this place again?If I know there's Riff Raffers there, every chance I get.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:14 Post subject: Re: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
1. Which 5 RiffRaffers would you want there with you? Shelfie, Ranger, JU, Genie, and Heavy
2. What 3 objects would you need in the elevator with you? A vibrator, and two backup batteries.
3. Where were you going? Straight to hell if I don't change my ways.
4. How will you explain your absence? I was stuck in the elevator. DUH.
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident.
Ranger. Maybe Heavy. Jacked Up and I will run of to Mexico together.
6. How soon will you be returning to go to this place again? The elevator or Mexico?
go easy, it's my first time[/quote]
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airehead
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:15 Post subject:
See, G, you were the only one who caught that. I am assuming that I am overestimating by saying 3 would put up with me. 5 is just dreaming, man.
And thank you for including me in your elevator situation!!! 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:16 Post subject:
Is bumping old questionnaires better than bumping uglies?
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genie
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:17 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Is bumping old questionnaires better than bumping uglies? |
Great minds think alike. I was just trying to figure out a parody post with bumping uglies in the title....
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akern
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:26 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Is bumping old questionnaires better than bumping uglies? |
Bumping uglies is over-rated.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:26 Post subject: Re: Instead of bumping old questionnaires...
| Maddie's Wench wrote: |
5. Which of the 5 RiffRaffers will you still be speaking to after the incident.
Ranger. Maybe Heavy. Jacked Up and I will run of to Mexico together. |
I would still speak to you, assuming I wasn't left speechless.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:28 Post subject:
| akern wrote: |
Bumping uglies is over-rated. |
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:32 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | Bumping uglies is over-rated. |
WITNESS!
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robp
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:34 Post subject:
| akern wrote: |
Bumping uglies is over-rated. |
You apparently haven't been bumped properly....
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akern
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 16:38 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
You apparently haven't been bumped properly.... |
Maybe I'm just not that ugly. 
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