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Maddies Wench
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Joined: 12 Jun 2003
Posts: 6103
Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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 Posted: 07/05/05 - 09:38 Post subject: In my voicemail:
Message 1
"This is Mrs. Neighborhood Association President ___________" and we noticed that some workers were out painting white lines on our grass and our sidewalks and we're trying to figure out who they were and what they are doing. We were not notified of any work to be done in this neighborhood and would appreciate a call back."
Message 2
"Yes. um...hello. This is Mrs. Subscriber. I had a tech here to fix my internet, but he left without telling me what he did and now none of my tv's work."
Message 3
*long pause with children's voices and then:* "This is ridiculous!" *click*
Message 4
*click*
Message 5
*click*
Message 6
"That's it! You people SUCK and I'm going back to the dish! *click*
Message 7
"Yes this is Mrs. Subscriber, and I'm calling about the service that was supposed to be installed today. It's 8 pm and I've not seen anyone."
Message 8
"Hey Alia. This is Scott calling you back."
Message 9
*click*
Message 10
*click*
Message 11
*siiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* *click*
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AlaninTX
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Location: Austin, Texas
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 09:41 Post subject:
click
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HYPERASHEL
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Location: The South's Sauna, Atlanta
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 09:51 Post subject:
you seem to be involved in a lot of "clicks" must be nice to be so popular. 
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RangerG
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Location: Gmail Server Number 126
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 10:03 Post subject:
Message 12: Hi babe! Wenchlet is up and bouncing around the house like the ball in a Bally pinball machine...  But cable, phone and internet are working just fine.......*click*
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
Posts: 21238
Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 11:34 Post subject:
Who is Scott? Everything else is quite normal.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 11:37 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | Who is Scott? Everything else is quite normal. |
My boss's boss. And it's quite normal for him to call me. 
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 13:45 Post subject:
I miss cable subscribers. NOT.
Do you know how many of YOUR calls we got at TV Guide? Too many.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 14:17 Post subject:
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | I miss cable subscribers. NOT.
Do you know how many of YOUR calls we got at TV Guide? Too many. |
If they were my calls it would be cool. I'm ad sales, and we aren't even tied to them in any way.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 15:13 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: |
If they were my calls it would be cool. I'm ad sales, and we aren't even tied to them in any way. |
I was TV Guide Channel Promotions. We made commercials for TV Guide Channel. Subscribers would call us to let us know they're cable is out and they want to know why the guide channel isn't working. 
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