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cherylpf
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 Posted: 12/11/03 - 17:47 Post subject: Important southern phrases
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
8. "Don't p*& down my back and tell me it's raining."
9. "He's as country as corn flakes."
10. "This is gooder'n grits."
11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
13. "It's hotter'n a hookers doorknob on payday."
from a friend from Alabama. And the scary thing is I've actually heard more than half of these in use...
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/11/03 - 17:51 Post subject:
I heard more than half of those too. 
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 12/11/03 - 17:52 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | I heard more than half of those too. |
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/11/03 - 17:54 Post subject:
Been here just over a year and heard most of them too.
sad really just sad
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jrjo
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Posted: 12/11/03 - 17:59 Post subject:
All new by me 
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 08:55 Post subject:
Impotent - something of significance. "That car's very impotent to me."
"Slicker'n snot on a doorknob."
"It's so hot, I saw a dog chasin' a cat, and they were both walkin'."
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 08:56 Post subject:
Been in the south almost a year, haven't heard any of them. Maybe I need to get out more. 
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 09:14 Post subject:
I love the southern way of tearing someone up and it's okay, as long as you put "bless his/her heart" at the end.
For instance:
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, bless his heart.
Or:
She sings like three cats in heat, bless her heart..
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She actually thinks that outfit looks GOOD, bless her heart.
or:
My poor husband doesn't know I fake it, bless his heart.
Feel free to add your own.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 11:39 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | I love the southern way of tearing someone up and it's okay, as long as you put "bless his/her heart" at the end.
For instance:
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, bless his heart.
Or:
She sings like three cats in heat, bless her heart..
or:
She actually thinks that outfit looks GOOD, bless her heart.
or:
My poor husband doesn't know I fake it, bless his heart.
Feel free to add your own. |
Spoken like a true Southerner!!! 
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omega lambda
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 11:44 Post subject:
I hadn't heard any of these. Too funny!
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 11:46 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | I love the southern way of tearing someone up and it's okay, as long as you put "bless his/her heart" at the end.
For instance:
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, bless his heart.
Or:
She sings like three cats in heat, bless her heart..
or:
She actually thinks that outfit looks GOOD, bless her heart.
or:
My poor husband doesn't know I fake it, bless his heart.
Feel free to add your own. |
Spoken like a true Southerner!!! |
She's got that right!
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Noley
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 11:46 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | I love the southern way of tearing someone up and it's okay, as long as you put "bless his/her heart" at the end.
For instance:
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, bless his heart.
Or:
She sings like three cats in heat, bless her heart..
or:
She actually thinks that outfit looks GOOD, bless her heart.
or:
My poor husband doesn't know I fake it, bless his heart.
Feel free to add your own. |
Spoken like a true Southerner!!! |
She's got that right!
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 13:08 Post subject:
#3 is the only one I've heard.
Those were good.
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Posted: 01/29/09 - 22:25 Post subject:
I hear these quotes being said in movies all the time, just never knew if people really say that kind of stuff. I bet tourists find it hilarious when they hear someone say it in person. Funny stuff..
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