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keltic63
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 Posted: 07/02/03 - 20:14 Post subject: If it weren't for bad luck...
I'd have no luck at all now let's finish the song together
Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me
now a few of you know that it's been a rough couple of days for me.....
it's now getting to the point where I have to laugh or I'd be crying  The grass needed mowing, and there's no teenage son around (at his girlfriend's house!) so I decide to go ahead and cut it. Mower seems to have trouble starting and stalls after a few seconds. Several times. Many more times. Finally, I'm guessing the "good gas" made it into the system and I'm able to cut. The Front Wheel falls off! so I'm wandering around the yard holding the wheel and looking for the nut, when the irony of the situation hits me: a nut, looking for a nut.
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copteacher
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 20:16 Post subject:
Wow, sorry buddy.
Did you have a nice dinner at least?
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AlaninTX
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Location: Austin, Texas
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 21:15 Post subject:
See? You need a diesel lawnmower!
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keltic63
the kilted one
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 21:28 Post subject:
| AlaninTX wrote: | | See? You need a diesel lawnmower! |
yeah well, I'm without a car at the moment 
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sidewinder
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Location: Peoria, AZ
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 21:55 Post subject:
Goats are cheap!
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keltic63
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 21:56 Post subject:
| sidewinder wrote: | | Goats are cheap! |
I've never seen a saddle for a goat. do you really think it could get me to work?
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 22:06 Post subject:
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purple hayes
Frightened Inmate #2
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Joined: 14 May 2002
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Location: ON YOUR LEFT!
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Posted: 07/02/03 - 22:10 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | sidewinder wrote: | | Goats are cheap! |
I've never seen a saddle for a goat. do you really think it could get me to work? |
You don't need to drive them, they work on their own.  *
* We used sheep when I was a kid, really.
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