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shelflifers
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 Posted: 04/08/04 - 10:32 Post subject: I was Spousal Abused
3:30 in the morning, the shelf lay quietly in bed dreaming of monkeys when out. of. NO WHERE...
BAM!
A monster-sized kick to the shins from the wife!!!!
She blames it on a bad dream. I've already left three voicemails with my lawyer.
(needless to say, I'm wearing all black today)
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 10:36 Post subject:
Oh pushaw. You liked it, and you know it.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 10:51 Post subject: Re: I was Spousal Abused
| shelflifers wrote: | 3:30 in the morning, the shelf lay quietly in bed dreaming of monkeys when out. of. NO WHERE...
BAM!
A monster-sized kick to the shins from the wife!!!!
She blames it on a bad dream. I've already left three voicemails with my lawyer.
(needless to say, I'm wearing all black today) |
Hmmm... your lawyer's not making himself available to you. Maybe you have no case. You may have to handle this the UNlegal way.
Besides, Maddie's right...
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akern
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 10:52 Post subject:
Tell Joy her check is in the mail.
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robp
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 10:55 Post subject:
In most cases I wouldn't say this but.....
You probably deserved it....
She was probably retaliating for you farting in your sleep.
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genie
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 11:17 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | In most cases I wouldn't say this but.....
You probably deserved it....
She was probably retaliating for you farting in your sleep. |
Is that the voice of experience talking? 
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RangerG
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 12:14 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | In most cases I wouldn't say this but.....
You probably deserved it....
She was probably retaliating for you farting in your sleep. |
Big Fat 
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elkid
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 12:36 Post subject:
you most likely deserved it, so good! 
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robp
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 12:38 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | robp wrote: | In most cases I wouldn't say this but.....
You probably deserved it....
She was probably retaliating for you farting in your sleep. |
Is that the voice of experience talking? |
I've been known to tweak one off on occasion.
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genie
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 12:43 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | genie wrote: | | robp wrote: | In most cases I wouldn't say this but.....
You probably deserved it....
She was probably retaliating for you farting in your sleep. |
Is that the voice of experience talking? |
I've been known to tweak one off on occasion. |
I'm shocked!  (ha....!)
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 12:46 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | you most likely deserved it, so good! |
she was only doing what you most likely were asking at God knows what hour of the AM: "hurt me baby"
so she kicked you. hard. 
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kristin31
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 13:38 Post subject:
Your wife and my fiance have something in common. He's a shin-kicker as well (and he always gets a spot where I've had a stress fracture).
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ShannonG
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 14:44 Post subject:
Tof gets the Karate Elbow O' Death for snoring.
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Pebbles
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 14:46 Post subject: Re: I was Spousal Abused
| shelflifers wrote: | 3:30 in the morning, the shelf lay quietly in bed dreaming of monkeys when out. of. NO WHERE...
BAM!
gave me monster-sized kick to the shins!!!!
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Bam was in your bed?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/08/04 - 15:02 Post subject: Re: I was Spousal Abused
| Pebbles wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | 3:30 in the morning, the shelf lay quietly in bed dreaming of monkeys when out. of. NO WHERE...
BAM!
gave me monster-sized kick to the shins!!!!
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Bam was in your bed? |
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