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Maddies Wench
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 Posted: 01/07/05 - 15:54 Post subject: I think like 40 cats would be better.
Her:
"Well you know, last week I had to put my dog down and and I decided at the same time that I would end my bad relationship. I've had them both for about as long so I figured now would be as good a time as any. He ditched me for the Christmas party this year and last year he did the same thing. He said it was only for employees and he didn't want to go, and I couldn't convince him otherwise. Anyway, so then I contacted my client, the jeweler, and borrowed like $30 thousand worth of jewelry to wear at the party. I think I'll get another dog."
Me: "Umm. Okay. Good."
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airehead
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 16:17 Post subject:
Let's just hope this person can't reproduce....
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 16:19 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Let's just hope this person can't reproduce.... |
She has. Twice.
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robp
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 16:25 Post subject:
Are you the Dear Abby of your company?
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HighHeat
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 16:30 Post subject:
Where will she be when she wears all this jewelry?
Just, you know,....curious....
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 16:35 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Are you the Dear Abby of your company? |
I am in the unique position of being the eyes and ears of the office. I see all, I hear all.
And they ALL know this.
So they:
1. Ask my advice in dealing with each other.
2. Ask my advice in dealing with the boss.
3. Tell me about their dating lives.
4. Tell me how horrid their home lives are.
5. Vent about eachother.
6. Vent about the boss.
7. Vent about their personal lives.
My general M.O. is to ask a bunch of questions that gets them to the answer they are seeking.
I'll be going to jail soon for practicing psychiatry without a license.
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 16:41 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: |
I am in the unique position of being the eyes and ears of the office. I see all, I hear all.
And they ALL know this.
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Anyone else thinking Carl the Janitor?
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