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keltic63
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 Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:15 Post subject: I still haven't learned....
that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt!
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:18 Post subject:
and you are a teacher? 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:30 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
And then it sits there, rotting. Eventually you get that sour smell, which only gets worse with time. Soon cats are coming up to you and people are avoiding you. You start to feel down. You take a yoga class to lift your spirits and strain your pelvis, making you unable to drive or  . You fall deeper into despair and start calling the psychic hotline, whereupon you are told that you will be very soon be mistaken in a local grocery store for an ex-jailbird named Bobo, and subsequently beaten to a pulp. You go home after a short hospital stay to learn that your youngest child has painted the lawn bright purple. You decide to move to Fiji and live out the rest of your life alone.
Maybe you should buy Gogurt.
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keltic63
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:31 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | | and you are a teacher? |
so you're saying that as a po po you ALWAYS obey the speed limits?
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kattzoo
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:33 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | | and you are a teacher? |
Give the poor guy a break...he's a music teacher, not science. 
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keltic63
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:35 Post subject:
| kattzoo wrote: | | rtpd113 wrote: | | and you are a teacher? |
Give the poor guy a break...he's a music teacher, not science. |
shhhh, don't tell anyone but I did my student teaching in 6th grade science
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robp
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:37 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | kattzoo wrote: | | rtpd113 wrote: | | and you are a teacher? |
Give the poor guy a break...he's a music teacher, not science. |
shhhh, don't tell anyone but I did my student teaching in 6th grade science |
hmmmm.... i'd bet there weren't any future rocket scientists out of that class...
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:37 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | rtpd113 wrote: | | and you are a teacher? |
so you're saying that as a po po you ALWAYS obey the speed limits? |
when I know where the speed checks are
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elkid
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:41 Post subject:
The key is to peel TOWARDS you. Problem solved.
You can make the big fat check out to Dr. elkid or the Get Elkid Rich Quick Fund, whichever is easier.
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keltic63
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:43 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | The key is to peel TOWARDS you. Problem solved.
You can make the big fat check out to Dr. elkid or the Get Elkid Rich Quick Fund, whichever is easier. |
ummm yess, and it usually gets my shirt
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 12:45 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | elkid wrote: | The key is to peel TOWARDS you. Problem solved.
You can make the big fat check out to Dr. elkid or the Get Elkid Rich Quick Fund, whichever is easier. |
ummm yess, and it usually gets my shirt |
quit using you shirt to open it then
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rolling rock
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 13:08 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...
what better argument could there possibly be for the non-consumption of this disturbing stuff?? if i have to worry about fermentation and being splattered with culturing stuff building up pressure within the already sour tasting creamy splatt -- i think i'll pass for eternity. 
yogurt case closed.
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keltic63
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 13:14 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| rolling rock wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE...
what better argument could there possibly be for the non-consumption of this disturbing stuff?? if i have to worry about fermentation and being splattered with culturing stuff building up pressure within the already sour tasting creamy splatt -- i think i'll pass for eternity.
yogurt case closed. |
I knew you'd like this thread
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 13:18 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
And then it sits there, rotting. Eventually you get that sour smell, which only gets worse with time. Soon cats are coming up to you and people are avoiding you. You start to feel down. You take a yoga class to lift your spirits and strain your pelvis, making you unable to drive or . You fall deeper into despair and start calling the psychic hotline, whereupon you are told that you will be very soon be mistaken in a local grocery store for an ex-jailbird named Bobo, and subsequently beaten to a pulp. You go home after a short hospital stay to learn that your youngest child has painted the lawn bright purple. You decide to move to Fiji and live out the rest of your life alone.
Maybe you should buy Gogurt. |
LE=MM??
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 13:31 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| akern wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
And then it sits there, rotting. Eventually you get that sour smell, which only gets worse with time. Soon cats are coming up to you and people are avoiding you. You start to feel down. You take a yoga class to lift your spirits and strain your pelvis, making you unable to drive or . You fall deeper into despair and start calling the psychic hotline, whereupon you are told that you will be very soon be mistaken in a local grocery store for an ex-jailbird named Bobo, and subsequently beaten to a pulp. You go home after a short hospital stay to learn that your youngest child has painted the lawn bright purple. You decide to move to Fiji and live out the rest of your life alone.
Maybe you should buy Gogurt. |
LE=MM?? |
Bite your tongue, missy, I'm me and only me. I'm just feeling slightly crazy today. It's the headache. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
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