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genie
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 Posted: 06/02/03 - 14:26 Post subject:
I can't decide which of these posts is the fubbiest....you guys are cracking me up here.... 
Gogurt does have its advantages though....
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kattzoo
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 19:11 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | akern wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
And then it sits there, rotting. Eventually you get that sour smell, which only gets worse with time. Soon cats are coming up to you and people are avoiding you. You start to feel down. You take a yoga class to lift your spirits and strain your pelvis, making you unable to drive or  . You fall deeper into despair and start calling the psychic hotline, whereupon you are told that you will be very soon be mistaken in a local grocery store for an ex-jailbird named Bobo, and subsequently beaten to a pulp. You go home after a short hospital stay to learn that your youngest child has painted the lawn bright purple. You decide to move to Fiji and live out the rest of your life alone.
Maybe you should buy Gogurt. |
LE=MM?? |
Bite your tongue, missy, I'm me and only me. I'm just feeling slightly crazy today. It's the headache. At least, that's what I keep telling myself. |
I hear people get headaches when their other personalities are beginning to emerge.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 21:23 Post subject: Re: I still haven't learned....
| kattzoo wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: | | akern wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | that the yogurt will build up pressure in its little container as the temp increases in my lunch box (eventhough I throw in an ice pack) So when I peel back the foil seal, I get splatted with yogurt! |
And then it sits there, rotting. Eventually you get that sour smell, which only gets worse with time. Soon cats are coming up to you and people are avoiding you. You start to feel down. You take a yoga class to lift your spirits and strain your pelvis, making you unable to drive or . You fall deeper into despair and start calling the psychic hotline, whereupon you are told that you will be very soon be mistaken in a local grocery store for an ex-jailbird named Bobo, and subsequently beaten to a pulp. You go home after a short hospital stay to learn that your youngest child has painted the lawn bright purple. You decide to move to Fiji and live out the rest of your life alone.
Maybe you should buy Gogurt. |
LE=MM?? |
Bite your tongue, missy, I'm me and only me. I'm just feeling slightly crazy today. It's the headache. At least, that's what I keep telling myself. |
I hear people get headaches when their other personalities are beginning to emerge. |
OUCH!! 
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BamBam
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 21:26 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | The key is to peel TOWARDS you. Problem solved.
You can make the big fat check out to Dr. elkid or the Get Elkid Rich Quick Fund, whichever is easier. |
How about the ElKid Out on Bond Fund???? 
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elkid
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 21:31 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | | elkid wrote: | The key is to peel TOWARDS you. Problem solved.
You can make the big fat check out to Dr. elkid or the Get Elkid Rich Quick Fund, whichever is easier. |
How about the ElKid Out on Bond Fund???? |
I see the jackass quotient was not confined to last week's thread. 
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