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MM
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 Posted: 04/23/03 - 09:06 Post subject: I need a psychiatrist, here's a joke
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"
"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."
"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."
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prohemp
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Posted: 04/23/03 - 09:12 Post subject: one pill makes you nervousl....
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head"
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BamBam
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Posted: 04/23/03 - 09:59 Post subject: Re: one pill makes you nervousl....
| prohemp wrote: | Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head" |
I thought Grace Slick said that----- 
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prohemp
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Posted: 04/23/03 - 10:06 Post subject: and one pill makes you small.......
| BamBam wrote: | | prohemp wrote: | Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head" |
I thought Grace Slick said that----- |
she did....by quoting the dormouse 
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genie
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Posted: 04/23/03 - 10:15 Post subject:
What's really sad is that I laughed.
What's even sadder is that I have seen patients worse than this!
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BamBam
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Posted: 04/23/03 - 10:46 Post subject: Re: and one pill makes you small.......
| prohemp wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | prohemp wrote: | Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head" |
I thought Grace Slick said that----- |
she did....by quoting the dormouse |
I realized that government boy.
Now the Alice they speak of in the song-- is that Linda Lavin?????
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akern
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Posted: 04/23/03 - 10:52 Post subject:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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