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JACKED UP
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 Posted: 08/02/06 - 13:45 Post subject: I made a girl cry at the gym yesterday.
Last week an employee found a ring in the tanning room after this young girl tanned. He put it on my desk with a note who he thought it belonged to. Yesterday she was scheduled to tan during my shift. When she came in I handed her the ring and she was instantly teared up and thanked me repeatedly. She said it was a friendship ring her best girlfriend had given her cuz they are both headed off to college in different directions. She thought she had lost it forever and was very greatful to have it back. Oh yeah, she said she loved me too. 
And you were thinking I beat the sh!t outta somebody weren't you? 
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j1miller
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 13:53 Post subject:
yep
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 13:53 Post subject: Re: I made a girl cry at the gym yesterday.
| JACKED UP wrote: | | And you were thinking I beat the sh!t outta somebody weren't you? |
Now why in bloody blue blazes would I think that??? 
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akern
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 14:10 Post subject:
I thought you kissed her and was prepared to start calling you JU Porgie.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 14:12 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | I thought you kissed her and was prepared to start calling you JU Porgie. |
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akern
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 14:15 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | akern wrote: | | I thought you kissed her and was prepared to start calling you JU Porgie. |
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Georgie Porgie , pudding and pie;
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away. 
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robp
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 15:15 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | I thought you kissed her and was prepared to start calling you JU Porkie. |
Call her that and she might make you cry!
Now this is a porgy....
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 18:02 Post subject:
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jrjo
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 18:03 Post subject:
She melted so much from the tanning, a ring slipped off?!? 
JUST WHAT KIND OF WATTAGE DO YOU HAVE IN THOSE BULBS??!
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gretriever
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 18:11 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | akern wrote: | | I thought you kissed her and was prepared to start calling you JU Porkie. |
Call her that and she might make you cry!
Now this is a porgy....
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So Akern is basically calling JU "Fish Face"? 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 08/02/06 - 18:16 Post subject:
JU=nice gym owner
now leave her the bleep alone!
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blue
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Posted: 08/03/06 - 00:17 Post subject:
some friend.
perhaps my friends and i should all get friendship tattoos. like in the military - but without the dying and killing...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 08/03/06 - 01:16 Post subject:
You should've slapped her around..."THERE'S NO CRYING IN MY GYM!!!"
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/03/06 - 06:24 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | You should've slapped her around..."THERE'S NO CRYING IN MY GYM!!!" |
People I admire:
My Dad
Gunny R. Lee Ermy
Shelfie
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