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rolling rock
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 Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:02 Post subject: I'm teaching today
inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut.
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keltic63
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:05 Post subject: Re: I'm teaching today
| rolling rock wrote: | inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut. |
setting those plagues loose had to be fun, no?
hauling those stone tablets down the mountain? not so fun....
parting the Red Sea: fun
getting lost for 40 years: not so fun
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purple hayes
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:06 Post subject:
Floating down a river in a baby basket = FUB 
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Pebbles
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:06 Post subject: Re: I'm teaching today
| rolling rock wrote: | inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut. |
How about showing them how to make the parting of the red sea out of jelly beans?
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robp
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:09 Post subject: Re: I'm teaching today
| rolling rock wrote: | inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut. |
You should've invited me along.... I could've related the story of getting my buddies cat stoned many years ago.... kids like those kinds of stories!
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:10 Post subject: Re: I'm teaching today
| Pebbles wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut. |
How about showing them how to make the parting of the red sea out of jelly beans? |
i hope they don't spitball me today. i have gained a sincere respect for well, you know, people like Keltic....
did you ever try to teach the Bible to a bunch of 5th graders who have just sat on their butts for 6 hours in school and it's now 70 degrees outside and they just wannna be OUT THERE...so, they spitball me. 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:13 Post subject: Re: I'm teaching today
| robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut. |
You should've invited me along.... I could've related the story of getting my buddies cat stoned many years ago.... kids like those kinds of stories! |
oh yeah they'd be all over that.......
that would be, um,......fubby.
but NOT FUN for the kitty. 
Moses robp - think life of Moses. not stoned cats. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:14 Post subject:
| Rolling Rock wrote: | | I'm teaching today |
Somebody cue Van Halen's Hot for Teacher!
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robp
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:23 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Rolling Rock wrote: | | I'm teaching today |
Somebody cue Van Halen's Hot for Teacher! |
Excellent!
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:27 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | Rolling Rock wrote: | | I'm teaching today |
Somebody cue Van Halen's Hot for Teacher! |
Excellent! |
yeah, that's it---just don't forget the slingshots in their seedy little hands..... 
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:33 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | Rolling Rock wrote: | | I'm teaching today |
Somebody cue Van Halen's Hot for Teacher! |
Excellent! |
yeah, that's it---just don't forget the slingshots in their seedy little hands..... |
I got whacked with a wooden paddle in 5th grade by Mrs. Dressler for firing a spitwad thru my Bic pen tube at her. It stuck to the chalkboard next to her head and w/o turning around she ordered me into the hall. I was convinced she had eyes in the back of her head after that. I saw the wrong end of several paddles for the next several years.... 
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:47 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | Rolling Rock wrote: | | I'm teaching today |
Somebody cue Van Halen's Hot for Teacher! |
Excellent! |
yeah, that's it---just don't forget the slingshots in their seedy little hands..... |
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 04/02/03 - 15:52 Post subject: Re: I'm teaching today
| rolling rock wrote: | inspire me. i am so uninspired. it is good this is my last class. i am setting the little boogers free after today.
we are discussing things that are fun and things that are not so fun. somehow, i have to parallel the life of Moses to this discussion.
maybe we'll just eat jelly beans with the door shut. |
Did you know Moses was the first lobbyist? You have heard the story of Moses and the 15 Commandments? No? Well...
God calls Moses up to the top of the Mountain. For three days there is lightening and thunder at the top of the mount. The Childern of Israel spent the time gathering around the base and asking each other "Anybody heard from Moses?" and "What's going on? What's the latest?"
So Moses comes down from the mountain top holding the law of God on two stone tablets. "Moses, Moses....what happened?" cried the childern of Israel.
"Well....I got him down to 10 but adultery is still in there."
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