|
|
airehead
Oompa Loofah
|
|
|
Joined: 12 Nov 2002
Posts: 18788
Location: Between here and eternity...
|
| Back to top
|
|
 Posted: 03/15/03 - 20:56 Post subject: I'm feeling tired and silly, so please forgive in advance...
The Lighter Side of Colonoscopies
Never knew colonoscopies HAD a light side, but they apparently do!
Read on...
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
|
|
|
flarunner
Member
|
|
|
Joined: 30 May 2002
Posts: 2230
Location: FLA
|
| Back to top
|
|
Posted: 03/15/03 - 22:21 Post subject:
My grandmother, who died of cervical cancer and therefore had to have a bunch of regular exams, once wrote to my Mom: "Well, the doctor climbed in with his little bag of tools again today."
|
being a woman sometimes!
