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robp
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 Posted: 07/20/05 - 07:32 Post subject: I'm commando today.... UPDATED!
that is, my feet are. I forgot to put my friggin' socks in my gym bag this morning. Any strong odors emanating from n.e. Ohio this afternoon can probably be traced to my office.
Okay, I borrowed a pair of socks from my gf, who works in another building. Everything is great until mother nature calls. I answer the call but as I turn around to flush the toilet my safety glasses fly off my head (they were perched up on top of my hat, I don't wear safety glasses to take a dump before one of you loonies ask) and land perfectly in the center of the bowl. I now fish them out, flush, pitch glasses in trash and wash hands repeatedly. Think I'll stay in my cubicle the rest of the day.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 07:34 Post subject:
We always relate any strong odors directly to you rob.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 07:36 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | We always relate any strong odors directly to you rob.
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ZIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG 
boy she got ya on that one Rob.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 08:56 Post subject:
Safety goggles for a poop? What the hell did you eat, plutonium?
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 08:58 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | Safety goggles for a poop? What the hell did you eat, plutonium? |
(they were perched up on top of my hat, I don't wear safety glasses to take a dump before one of you loonies ask)
Congratulations! You win the prize as first loonie!
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:14 Post subject:
That's what ya get for wearing girlz sox. Do they match your outfit?? I hope so cuz you'll look pretty silly in the ER with girlz sox on. Yeah, you better stay in your cube!
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:16 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
(they were perched up on top of my hat, I don't wear safety glasses to take a dump before one of you loonies ask)
Congratulations! You win the prize as first loonie! |
Said the eater of plutonium/drinker of Schlitz
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:16 Post subject:
You do know those girlie socks would be more comfortable if you had shaved your legs.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:23 Post subject:
FYI they are regular normal looking white socks. And since I have work boots on it wouldn't matter anyways.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:24 Post subject:
girlie socks on rob
help me.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:25 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | FYI they are regular normal looking white socks. And since I have work boots on it wouldn't matter anyways. |
alrighty then.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:26 Post subject:
Why am I imaging something like this?...
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:29 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | FYI they are regular normal looking white socks. And since I have work boots on it wouldn't matter anyways. |
sure they are normnal now. Now that you cut the little pom-poms off.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:29 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | FYI they are regular normal looking white socks. And since I have work boots on it wouldn't matter anyways. |
Yeah right, except for the HANES HER WAY across the top of the toe.
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Posted: 07/20/05 - 09:31 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | Why am I imaging something like this?...
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Because you need help....
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