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DCRunningDiva
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 Posted: 07/08/06 - 16:42 Post subject: I just bought something from a door to door salesman
A KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!! 
This thing does everything a vacuum should do and then some. The freakin' thing put me in the poor house but, hey, my house will be super duper clean from now on (even without the cleaning ladies!). Heck, for the amount of money I've spent on cleaning ladies I could have already bought two of these Kirby's!!!
Check this...the thing vacuum's, shampoo's, dusts, shines & buffs hardwood floor, waxes car, leaf blower, changes a light bulb, unclogs drains, MASSAGES your back...!!!
'Bout the only thing it doesn't do is cook! 
...and this one isn't NEAR as heavy as my friend's Kirby. That thing was about seventy billion pounds!
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RangerG
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Posted: 07/08/06 - 17:18 Post subject:
Am I in your Will? 
If not, call your attorney and get me in it before the DH gets home. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/08/06 - 18:48 Post subject:
You should have bought the door instead.
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 07/08/06 - 20:12 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Am I in your Will?
If not, call your attorney and get me in it before the DH gets home. |
...oh, and did I say it has a LIFETIME WARRANTY??? And, it isn't one of those "limited" lifetimes either. I said, okay...so I'm walking down the steps with the Kirby and it slips out of my hand and busts into fifty ga-gillion pieces. Will it be replaced? They said YES! Anything other than intentional damage will be replaced.
Cool...so, I can intentionally damage it just for kicks and say I dropped it falling down the stairs!!! 
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jrjo
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Posted: 07/10/06 - 10:36 Post subject:
Suckah!! 
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akern
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Posted: 07/10/06 - 10:53 Post subject:
I'm amazed that there are still door to door salesmen. Did you buy a set of encyclopedia's too?
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Noley
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Posted: 07/10/06 - 11:12 Post subject:
I loved my Kirby...loved it!!
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 07/11/06 - 13:58 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | Suckah!! |
Thank you.
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 07/11/06 - 15:43 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | I'm amazed that there are still door to door salesmen. Did you buy a set of encyclopedia's too? |
i almost did that. The kid did a great sales pitch until he said "back when I was in school". When he came to the do he said that this was his college summer job. As he pulled away, I notice that his car didn't have plates and then I didn't feel bad.....I felt that I came close to being "had".
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