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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:24 Post subject: I got stopped by the police this morning!
DANG THE MAN!
/I did actually say "Hey" to an officer this AM as I rode past an accident scene.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:26 Post subject:
where's the seat on that bike? Please tell me the kid is not sitting on the shaft.
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akern
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:26 Post subject:
Is that Webster?!
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purple hayes
Frightened Inmate #2
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:27 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | where's the seat on that bike? Please tell me the kid is not sitting on the shaft. |
It was confiscated as a Weapon of @ss Destruction.
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j1miller
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:28 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | j1miller wrote: | | where's the seat on that bike? Please tell me the kid is not sitting on the shaft. |
It was confiscated as a Weapon of @ss Destruction.  |
still moving closer to keltic and Diva?
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:29 Post subject:
I didn't know you were black!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:30 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | I didn't know you were black!  |
Somehow you're not suprised that I'm a midget?
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robp
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:32 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | where's the seat on that bike? Please tell me the kid is not sitting on the shaft. |
that's why they called in the SWAT team. They are gonna get that kids seat back come hell or high water.
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 11:59 Post subject:
where's his mother??? and seat????
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 12:05 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | I didn't know you were black!  |
Somehow you're not suprised that I'm a midget?  | That's a matter.... no, I just can't say it.
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j1miller
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 12:17 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | I didn't know you were black!  |
Somehow you're not suprised that I'm a midget?  | That's a matter.... no, I just can't say it.  |
I actually didnt go to the gutter till JUST NOW
MIDGET!
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blue
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 12:18 Post subject:
1) that reminds me of the little kid i saw wandering around downtown minneapolis - trying to rent a movie from blockbuster at 9am... he was probably 8. (yes we waited with him until a staffer showed up and took him inside to call his mom)
2) i thought maybe you were in cahoots with the corner begger/conman that had been suckering people for money for 3 years - and *finally* got arrested yesterday.
3) you're not "stopped" by the police until they are searching your bag, patting you down, running your id, and in general making you look like a criminal in front of the bus you always catch, at 3pm, on a busy street, where plenty of people you know could be driving by.
....i think that about covers all the angles.
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blue
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 12:19 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | I didn't know you were black!  |
Somehow you're not suprised that I'm a midget?  |
little person. midget is a mean word.
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j1miller
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 12:19 Post subject:
| Quote: | | 3) you're not "stopped" by the police until they are searching your bag, patting you down, running your id, and in general making you look like a criminal in front of the bus you always catch, at 3pm, on a busy street, where plenty of people you know could be driving by. |
You sure you've never been hashing?
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blue
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Posted: 02/24/06 - 12:26 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | Quote: | | 3) you're not "stopped" by the police until they are searching your bag, patting you down, running your id, and in general making you look like a criminal in front of the bus you always catch, at 3pm, on a busy street, where plenty of people you know could be driving by. |
You sure you've never been hashing? |
they were looking for a kid heading in the other direction, wearing a different colored shirt, and had a hat on.
guess i made like batman and changed my costume so they would be confused.
in other news - i'm disappointed that i didn't respond with a simple "RODNEY KING JR!!" ...
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