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 Posted: 12/16/05 - 13:11 Post subject: I got nothing...
Ailing Ashlee Simpson Hospitalized
Ashlee Simpson's big comeback tour has been temporarily derailed in Tokyo, after she collapsed and was hospitalized following performance on MTV Japan Thursday.
The "Catch Me When I Fall" singer, on the road to support her chart-topping I Am Me--and to prove to the world that she really can sing--remains in an undisclosed hospital, publicist Rob Shuter said Friday.
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 13:13 Post subject:
If she was hospitalized for laryngitis, how would they be able to tell? 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 13:19 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | If she was hospitalized for laryngitis, how would they be able to tell? |
As she was being carted off the stage she said 'I love you guys' to the crowd. $100 bucks says it was lip synced!
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airehead
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 13:21 Post subject:
Let's hope the Docs don't lypsync their orders. 
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 13:36 Post subject:
I was gonna write something smart-alecky...but really, there is no need.
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:03 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | I was gonna write something smart-alecky...but really, there is no need. |
Or you just can't come up with anything! 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:06 Post subject:
how mariah carey!
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akern
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:16 Post subject:
Milli Vanilli called. They want their act back!
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blue
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:21 Post subject:
milli vanilli weren't fakes - they were prophets (quote: ed the sock)
that said,
i have a hard time arguing with this:
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:23 Post subject:
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i have a hard time arguing with this:
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if you can't see albums by talent, sell them with skin. It worked for Brittany.
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jrjo
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:24 Post subject:
She stole that Hot WheelsTM combo from my 6-yr olds dresser drawer 
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blue
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:24 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | how mariah carey! |
at the billboard awards she brings out her PDA with a list of people to thank:
"i wrote this down so i could thank everyone"
list goes on and on
closing line, she stumbles on it, misreads
and says
"whoever wrote this did a bad job"
and said "thanks for making this the best single of all time" ....uh, alltime?
1) either you wrote it and you forgot
2) you tried to take credit for your lackey's work and then blamed him/her for it
3) why don't you join MJ for his artist of the century award.
new celebrity fad: make up awards for yourself when presented a trophy "gee, you named a planet after me? that's so special... thank you!"
(it's only a matter of time before a presenter thinks the award is actually for themselves)
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blue
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:25 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | She stole that Hot Wheels<sup>TM</sup> combo from my 6-yr olds dresser drawer |
i can truthfully say that i never noticed the 'cars'... 
(i'm not too worried about what dresser it came outta)
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:27 Post subject:
I like my drumsticks with a little more meat on them, thank you.
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blue
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Posted: 12/16/05 - 14:27 Post subject:
Running Brewer - i enjoy her fake music on occasion.
but it's kind've like Ahnuld - you know he didn't write the script, you know he can't act, you know he's just there because it's him - and yet, we still go see his movies.
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