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andydp
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 15:43    Post subject: I can see guys crossing their legs now...
Why does this stuff keep happening in the Balkans ?

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 15:49    Post subject:
i think i'd rather be carried back to the water to let natural shrinkage take place then let some idiot near me with a saw....
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 16:12    Post subject:
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He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.



[beavis]teehee he said, "member" teehee [/beavis]
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 17:58    Post subject:
I'm assuming it goes without saying he had to have been nekkid.


otherwise.....
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 18:17    Post subject:
robp wrote:
i think i'd rather be carried back to the water to let natural shrinkage take place then let some idiot near me with a saw....


my thoughts exactly! LOL
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 18:23    Post subject:
robp wrote:
i think i'd rather be carried back to the water to let natural shrinkage take place then let some idiot near me with a saw....
Why am I picturing Moe Howard with the buzzsaw? Of course, not closing in on his face. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 19:23    Post subject:
When he discovered his dillema, I picture him saying, "Dang!" (in his best Napoleon Dynamite voice....)
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 21:08    Post subject:
That's why I carry my husbands ballz. teehee Wink
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 21:16    Post subject:
i hate testicle threads.
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 21:18    Post subject:
rolling rock wrote:
i hate testicle threads.
Drive you nuts, do they? Razz
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 21:23    Post subject:
rolling rock wrote:
i hate testicle threads.



Oh hang loose for petes sake. teehee
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 21:33    Post subject:
JACKED UP wrote:
rolling rock wrote:
i hate testicle threads.



Oh hang loose for petes sake. teehee
That's right - for heaven's sake, have a pair!
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 21:56    Post subject:
JACKED UP wrote:
That's why I carry my husbands ballz around in a mason jar..




JUJR
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PostPosted: 08/02/06 - 22:43    Post subject:
RangerG wrote:
JACKED UP wrote:
That's why I carry my husbands ballz around in a mason jar..






is that like having a detachable peni......... oh nevermind teehee


oh allright....of to PB
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PostPosted: 08/04/06 - 00:36    Post subject:
He definitely lost a substantial amount of dude points during that incident...
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