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RangerG
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 Posted: 02/03/06 - 12:03 Post subject:
Is there hazardous duty pay for cleaning up poop? 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 12:05 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | Is there hazardous duty pay for cleaning up poop? |
Dear pun rookie,
Please italicize your puns for full effect next time.
Pun King of Chicago
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akern
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 12:11 Post subject:
Didn't anyone think of just putting a coffee house in the sh!tter?
Another lost opportunity for a thriving business.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 12:21 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Didn't anyone think of just putting a coffee house in the sh!tter?
Another lost opportunity for a thriving business. |
brilliant!
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JUJR
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 18:37 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | How does one get poo on the wall? Is there a monkey involved somehow? |
Maybe someone was practicing those pilates moves in the stall! |
and here i thought you meant an IT dept, or maybe and IT Band but not an sh IT.
JuJR you rock girl. demand a raise. fair wages for JuJR.  |
I  Hyper. 
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 18:45 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | How does one get poo on the wall? Is there a monkey involved somehow? |
don't.know.don't.want.to.never.witnessed.first.hand.
My sister said she stood in line at a convenience store and a little old lady came walking out and hurried out of the place. My sister said she got into the bathroom and poop was everywhere. I'm still baffled. I mean, even if you have explosive shixts, doesn't in still go in one direction??
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JUJR
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 19:21 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | How does one get poo on the wall? Is there a monkey involved somehow? |
don't.know.don't.want.to.never.witnessed.first.hand.
My sister said she stood in line at a convenience store and a little old lady came walking out and hurried out of the place. My sister said she got into the bathroom and poop was everywhere. I'm still baffled. I mean, even if you have explosive shixts, doesn't in still go in one direction?? |
yeah, butt (  ) the speed ofexit and the resulting entry splash is the trouble  I'm guessing
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blue
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 19:24 Post subject:
in our neighbourhood, there is a man that will ask to use bathrooms - defecate, and then smear it all over the place (i have no idea if he had gloves or what).
he did this on a regular basis.
he was dubbed the "sh*t bandit".
i'm not sure if they ever caught him...
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 19:40 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Is there hazardous doody pay for cleaning up poop? |
Dear pun rookie,
Please italicize your puns for full effect next time.
Pun King of Chicago |
Dear Pun Geek of Chicago, YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! 
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JUJR
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 19:45 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | in our neighbourhood, there is a man that will ask to use bathrooms - defecate, and then smear it all over the place (i have no idea if he had gloves or what).
he did this on a regular basis.
he was dubbed the "sh*t bandit".
i'm not sure if they ever caught him... |
eeeeeeew....
if I ever catch missy splash a$$...she'll be the one booty with a boot cork
gak
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blue
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 20:38 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | | I mean, even if you have explosive shixts, doesn't in still go in one direction?? |
have you ever jumped on a tube of toothpaste? or smashed a fully shaken bottle of coke on the ground? or witnessed an 'aftermath' video of a Black Friday Sale at Walmart?
lots of action and it's all headed for the same exit.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 20:50 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | runaroundsue wrote: | | I mean, even if you have explosive shixts, doesn't in still go in one direction?? |
have you ever jumped on a tube of toothpaste? or smashed a fully shaken bottle of coke on the ground? or witnessed an 'aftermath' video of a Black Friday Sale at Walmart?
lots of action and it's all headed for the same exit. |
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 02/03/06 - 22:31 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | blue wrote: | | runaroundsue wrote: | | I mean, even if you have explosive shixts, doesn't in still go in one direction?? |
have you ever jumped on a tube of toothpaste? or smashed a fully shaken bottle of coke on the ground? or witnessed an 'aftermath' video of a Black Friday Sale at Walmart?
lots of action and it's all headed for the same exit. |
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