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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 04/01/06 - 09:17 Post subject: How to Install a Texas Wireless Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they area little edgy."
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karlene
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Posted: 04/01/06 - 09:18 Post subject:
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cherylpf
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Posted: 04/01/06 - 09:22 Post subject: Re: How to Install a Texas Wireless Security System
| Floridaboiler wrote: | 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they area little edgy." |
wonderful plan--thank you
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j1miller
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Posted: 04/01/06 - 10:02 Post subject:
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 04/01/06 - 18:31 Post subject:
I figured if I put this under my 2006 Saturday Humor thread it might get missed.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 04/01/06 - 20:13 Post subject:
heh heh
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