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purple hayes
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 Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:52 Post subject: How many times would you get married?
We've got a neighbor that just got married for the 4th time. All of her previous marriages ended in divorce.
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airehead
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:52 Post subject:
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:54 Post subject:
Not sure if I'm cut out to be married. I think not.
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robp
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:58 Post subject:
I'm sure as hell in no hurry to try it a second time.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:58 Post subject: Re: How many times would you get married?
| purple hayes wrote: | | We've got a neighbor that just got married for the 4th time. All of her previous marriages ended in divorce. |
Not nearly as bad as if he was a 3X widower  Then they could give you a marriage license and a "fill in the date/cause" death certificate at the same time.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 09:59 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: |
Not sure if I'm cut out to be married. I think not. |
SHHH! Or you cut off your supply to sweet bike parts.
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akern
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:02 Post subject:
That's it. Marrige is a full time job. If I ever get out of this one, I'm only working part-time. 
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andydp
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:03 Post subject:
One of the main reasons to be sober while making that committment.
I really wouldn't want to be married more than once.
Sounds like that person has issues none of which deal with marriage.
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Pug
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:05 Post subject:
Just this once.
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TriBob
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:06 Post subject:
| akern wrote: |
That's it. Marrige is a full time job. If I ever get out of this one, I'm only working part-time. |
but, maybe a few part time jobs. 
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:17 Post subject:
call the press!
I agree with akern.
One and only one time deal.
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jrjo
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:20 Post subject:
| Pug wrote: | | Just this once. |
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copteacher
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:21 Post subject:
tell death due us part, then maybe I would again.
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kristin31
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:25 Post subject:
This is my second and last time.
It took me two tries to do it right - did I mention NEVER get married when you are 19; it's a BAD idea all around.
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 09/09/05 - 10:27 Post subject:
Is this really your fourth marriage?
Sure is.
What happened to your first three husbands?
They died.
How did your first husband die?
He ate some poisonous mushrooms.
What about your second husband?
He ate some poisonous mushrooms.
What about your third husband?
He died from a severe skull fracture.
How did he get a skull fracture?
He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
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