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Floridaboiler
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 01/24/04 - 08:08 Post subject: How IT Happens
> Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life,
> Chapter 1 , Verses 1-15:
> 1. In the beginning there was the Plan.
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> 2. And then came the Assumptions.
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> 3. And the Assumptions were without form.
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> 4. And the Plan was without Substance.
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> 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
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> 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It
> is a crock of shit and it stinks."
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> 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
> said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with
> the smell."
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> 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers
> saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is
> very strong, such that none may abide by it."
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> 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
> "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its
> strength."
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> 10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying
> to one another, "It contains that which aids plant
> growth, and it is very strong."
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> 11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents,
> saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very
> powerful."
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> 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President,
> saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."
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> 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw
> that it was good.
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> 14. And the Plan became Policy.
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> 15. And that is how poop happens
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