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 Posted: 08/29/05 - 18:21 Post subject: Highlights from the 2001 Tomato Seed Catalogue
SURE SHOT: at last the return of the old-fashioned throwing tomato. These cricket-ball sized fruits with their mushy flesh and powerful staining properties splatter magnificently on politicians suits. Just like Grandma used to throw.
BIG BERYL: Big Beryl is cuddly, but watch out - she's a back breaker!
Fruits of 300kg. are not unusual. These whoppers will scare the pants off your neighbours. Should not be grown on steep hillsides.
FURBALL BONANZA: a recent development from California. The large, plump fruit is shapped like a pair of buttocks and is covered with thick grey fur, like a Persian cat. More supprises inside. The jet black flesh has a texture of runny brie cheese and smells of shoe polish, but tastes like any good tomato.
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