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shelflifers
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 Posted: 05/28/04 - 11:56 Post subject: Here's a good story to share at the water cooler!
Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
proof that I didn't/wouldn't/couldn't make it up:
Hen Lovin
let the sex-with-hens punning begin!!!!
Woo hoo!!!
Bring
it
on!!!
I got nuttin.
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airehead
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 11:59 Post subject:
So, was he a henpecked husband or what?
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circusdog
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:06 Post subject:
That's the fowlist story I ever heard! Egg-cruciating!!!
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airehead
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:07 Post subject:
I bet they could've knocked his wife over with a feather when she found out...
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BobM59
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:08 Post subject:
He must have really felt like a stupid c0ck.
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circusdog
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
Well now we know why the chicken tried to cross the road!
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is using a feather... perverted is using the chicken.
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pokychick
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
What a Cockamamy story!
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akern
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:10 Post subject:
| circusdog wrote: | | That's the fowlist story I ever heard! Egg-cruciating!!! |
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airehead
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:11 Post subject:
Well, he had the choice:
Pullet or hen.....
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shelflifers
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:12 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | Well, he had the choice:
Pullet or hen..... |
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circusdog
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:15 Post subject:
Gives a whole new meaning to gamecock!
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pokychick
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:15 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | Well, he had the choice:
Pullet or hen..... |
ewww was he a chickofile
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shelflifers
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:16 Post subject:
| circusdog wrote: | | Gives a whole new meaning to gamecock! |
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circusdog
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Posted: 05/28/04 - 12:18 Post subject:
Maybe he just wanted a little rooster tail!
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