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JACKED UP
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 Posted: 12/06/05 - 10:41 Post subject: Have ya ever.....
....thought your dog picked up a Sudafed tablet off the floor only to find out after you reach in his throat nearly down to his liver that it was just a red M&M?
Yeah, me neither. 
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prohemp
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 10:49 Post subject:
some dogs it'll eat anything.....but i think they can take it
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 10:50 Post subject:
No, but I wonder why some people keep their sudafed tablets on the floor. 
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airehead
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 10:54 Post subject:
This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 11:02 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
So, friend = airehead. Check.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 11:03 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
just like buble gum.
i think i just grossed myself out 
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airehead
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 11:19 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
So, friend = airehead. Check. |
Not yet, but I expect it to happen. My dog is a goat. She'll eat anything and everything if we let her. yuck.
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 11:19 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
just like buble gum.
i think i just grossed myself out |
You and thousands of others. 
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 11:26 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | HYPERASHEL wrote: | | airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
just like buble gum.
i think i just grossed myself out |
You and thousands of others. |
I am NOT going to the "candy store" with you....ever.
Mental note -- no trick-or-treating at hyper's house....
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 12:17 Post subject: Re: Have ya ever.....
| JACKED UP wrote: | ....thought your dog picked up a Sudafed tablet off the floor only to find out after you reach in his throat nearly down to his liver that it was just a red M&M?
Yeah, me neither. |
So your dog tours with Van Halen?
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Cappy
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 12:52 Post subject:
Was he stuffed up?
Maybe he was trying to tell you something?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 13:00 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
pet owner of the year!
does lysol make a handsoap?
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airehead
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 13:07 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | airehead wrote: | This should make you feel better:
A friend of mine was walking her dog at night. Her dog had a tendency to eat things off the ground. (shocker, I know) Well, she saw him snarf something and he wouldn't release it. So, she fished around in his mouth and shined her flashlight on her hand to find a used condom. |
pet owner of the year!
does lysol make a handsoap? |
I think a bottle of bleach wouldn't have covered that one for me.
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jrjo
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 13:20 Post subject:
I thought the red-dye-killer M&M's have been outlawed?
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/06/05 - 13:26 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | I thought the red-dye-killer M&M's have been outlawed? |
there's a newer less lethal version out now
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