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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 10/31/05 - 18:34 Post subject: Halloween Humor!
A cabbie picks up a Nun on 5th Ave. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you. "
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" So the Nun says: "Pull into this alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "Well, that's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
Some more humor can be seen at:
http://home.att.net/~tweety96/hween.html
and
http://home.att.net/~Butterfly302/halloween.html
and
http://www.geocities.com/floridaboiler2/halloween.html Some of these aren't safe for work.
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