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HEADLINES IN 22 YEARS


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Floridaboiler
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PostPosted: 11/14/03 - 21:30    Post subject: HEADLINES IN 22 YEARS
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2026.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2026.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

Average price of a single-family home in Southern California is $2,500,000, and a three- bedroom apartment now rents for $8,000 a month.

Celebrating Christmas now officially a felony as it offends too many people.
gretriever
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PostPosted: 11/14/03 - 21:58    Post subject:
Let's take a look at the Running Forum News headlines in 22 years also.

Main News:

Shelflifers Awarded Nobel Prize In Science; Cited for Developing Solar-Powered Wiffle Bat

Purple Hayes Acknowledges Might Have Been Wrong About Windows After Succeeding Bill Gates

Running Forums Stock Loses 87% Value After Taking Over Cool Running

Sports:

South Dakota Schools Drop to 1-Man Football; Coachmarkos Looking for Quality Lineman

Runaroundsue Wins 6th Straight Race Across America - Says "Running real fast" Key To Success

Entertainment and Life:

Gretriever Finds C Chord On Guitar - Asks "Now What Do I Do?"

Cherylpf Finds Success In Lead Role of "Elkid: The Musical!"

Oxford Dictionary: "Fubby" Is In, "Funny" Is Out.
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PostPosted: 11/14/03 - 22:00    Post subject:
I like the second group better!
airehead
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PostPosted: 11/14/03 - 22:22    Post subject:
Gretriever creates a superbreed of dog that is loyal, smart, obedient and lives forever. Wins the SPCA "Best Human Ever" award.

Runswithscissors ends up holding the liquor licenses for all of Wisconsin. Lives to a ripe old age and dies a rich man.

The city declares RunnerX's basement a "Historical Monument" and conducts daily tours. His tubes of Desitin are also put on display.

The team: "Two Nutcrackers and one set of nuts" win every Maintain Campaign for 22 years straight. Razz


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airehead
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PostPosted: 11/14/03 - 22:29    Post subject:
I have fallen into a vortex and it's all Airehead's fault. Please don't let her post anymore.


Thanks,

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PostPosted: 11/14/03 - 22:44    Post subject:
airehead wrote:
The team: "Two Nutcrackers and one set of nuts" win every Maintain Campaign for 22 years straight. Razz


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